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Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 15, 2008, 11:53:37 AM
I have a sister in Tulsa.  She emailed me a link to an interview with "some guy from Tulsa."

http://bikeportland.org/2008/06/18/2100-miles-for-pedalpalooza/

Interestingly, I also read on Drudge today that there are conflicts between bikes and cars in Portland.  Why is it not hard to see Paul in this situation (not saying it's right):
http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2008/07/driver_arrested_after_targetin.html

Anyway... figure he's a regular on here (for better or worse).  So kudos for doing what you are passionate about.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Gold on July 15, 2008, 12:18:32 PM
Also, some guy with blog in Portland isn't a good judge of character.

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: TulsaSooner on July 15, 2008, 12:34:15 PM
Sometimes it's hard to know which is the cause of more national, internet embarassment, Paul Tay and his bicycling Santa Claus pulling a giant penis trailer or Biker Fox who, I think, is a giant penis.

It's a tough call.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 15, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TulsaSooner

Sometimes it's hard to know which is the cause of more national, internet embarassment, Paul Tay and his bicycling Santa Claus pulling a giant penis trailer or Biker Fox who, I think, is a giant penis.

It's a tough call.



Unless you have pictures to post of a Santa pulling a giant penis trailer, it is all a figment of your perverted imagination.  

Also, if Tay and Biker Fox are such civic embarrassments to Tulsa, what are you willing to do about knocking them off their mantle?  Or perhaps, you are just all talk and NO action?
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cks511 on July 15, 2008, 03:37:24 PM

[/quote]
Also, if Tay and Biker Fox are such civic embarrassments to Tulsa, what are you willing to do about knocking them off their mantle?  Or perhaps, you are just all talk and NO action?
[/quote]

Well hello tay....[:(!]
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 15, 2008, 03:52:05 PM
So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 15, 2008, 04:10:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.




Seriously, tell THAT to the Admin, who keeps bumping me...for NO good reason.  WHO'S AFRAID OF PAUL TAY? [:(!]
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Gold on July 15, 2008, 04:19:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.




Seriously, tell THAT to the Admin, who keeps bumping me...for NO good reason.  WHO'S AFRAID OF PAUL TAY? [:(!]



I think that would be a sign for you.

(http://www.freefoto.com/images/41/03/41_03_87---Stop-Sign-French-Road-Sign_web.jpg)
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: inteller on July 15, 2008, 07:07:53 PM
i know how paul tay and biker fox could make a real contribution to society.  Go squat on the spots around 71st/169 that the con artist panhandlers occupy and keep making fun of them until they go away for good.  Like go down there with a big sign that says "I chug cock ->" and point the arrow at those con artist panhandlers till they leave.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: TUalum0982 on July 15, 2008, 08:08:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.




Seriously, tell THAT to the Admin, who keeps bumping me...for NO good reason.  WHO'S AFRAID OF PAUL TAY? [:(!]



no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: stu8749 on July 15, 2008, 09:30:50 PM
Hey Bicycle Paul, I hate to burst your bubble, but every time you hear someone honking at you when you're bicycling.  It's not because they like you, it's because they think you're a moron.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: FOTD on July 15, 2008, 10:03:44 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TulsaSooner

Sometimes it's hard to know which is the cause of more national, internet embarassment, Paul Tay and his bicycling Santa Claus pulling a giant penis trailer or Biker Fox who, I think, is a giant penis.

It's a tough call.



+1!!!!!

Just yesterday, this little heathen was on a left coast site and someone posted a pic on a thread about weird peeps and there in a wheaties clad leotard bike outfit posing like a goof appears our BFD (biker fox dude...or....big fawkin deal) ! Watch, he'll make a gazillion someday and we can all reminisce of this huge extravert that came from Tulsa!

Watch this....funny if you got 6.5 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Hoss on July 15, 2008, 10:27:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by FOTD

quote:
Originally posted by TulsaSooner

Sometimes it's hard to know which is the cause of more national, internet embarassment, Paul Tay and his bicycling Santa Claus pulling a giant penis trailer or Biker Fox who, I think, is a giant penis.

It's a tough call.



+1!!!!!

Just yesterday, this little heathen was on a left coast site and someone posted a pic on a thread about weird peeps and there in a wheaties clad leotard bike outfit posing like a goof appears our BFD (biker fox dude...or....big fawkin deal) ! Watch, he'll make a gazillion someday and we can all reminisce of this huge extravert that came from Tulsa!






Just had my first run-in with Paul on 41st Street on Saturday morning.  I was going east on 41st just in front of the Promenade; guess who was on the inside lane in the left heading west?

You guessed it, Tulsa's own Santa Moron....waving a flag and riding his bike.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: stu8749 on July 15, 2008, 10:38:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hoss

quote:
Originally posted by FOTD

quote:
Originally posted by TulsaSooner

Sometimes it's hard to know which is the cause of more national, internet embarassment, Paul Tay and his bicycling Santa Claus pulling a giant penis trailer or Biker Fox who, I think, is a giant penis.

It's a tough call.



+1!!!!!

Just yesterday, this little heathen was on a left coast site and someone posted a pic on a thread about weird peeps and there in a wheaties clad leotard bike outfit posing like a goof appears our BFD (biker fox dude...or....big fawkin deal) ! Watch, he'll make a gazillion someday and we can all reminisce of this huge extravert that came from Tulsa!






Just had my first run-in with Paul on 41st Street on Saturday morning.  I was going east on 41st just in front of the Promenade; guess who was on the inside lane in the left heading west?

You guessed it, Tulsa's own Santa Moron....waving a flag and riding his bike.



He must live under a rock near 41st, because I see him/honk at him/shoot him the finger, all the time near there.

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 16, 2008, 09:19:56 AM
quote:
Originally posted by inteller

i know how paul tay and biker fox could make a real contribution to society.  Go squat on the spots around 71st/169 that the con artist panhandlers occupy and keep making fun of them until they go away for good.  Like go down there with a big sign that says "I chug cock ->" and point the arrow at those con artist panhandlers till they leave.



Holy crap.  I'm given Inteller a +1.  

Also a +1 to the they aren't honking because they like you.

+1 to Biker Fox vs. Tay comments (I think Tay wins, he understands he is amusing by virtue of being odd, Biker Fox thinks he's cool, but Biker Fox has a better "dear god my eyes" website).

Where is the Fox?  Shouldn't he be popping in here from time to time?
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 02:21:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by stu8749

Hey Bicycle Paul, I hate to burst your bubble, but every time you hear someone honking at you when you're bicycling.  It's not because they like you, it's because they think you're a moron.



Oh, fo' shure!  Gas is heading up to $6.  Santa's on a bike.  Will the REAL village IDIOT please STAND up?
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 02:30:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: grahambino on July 16, 2008, 02:34:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



NERD FIGHT!!!!
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: deinstein on July 16, 2008, 02:39:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.




Seriously, tell THAT to the Admin, who keeps bumping me...for NO good reason.  WHO'S AFRAID OF PAUL TAY? [:(!]



no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



I'd love to see a TU "alum" fighting Paul Tay.

I've got Tay 3:1 on this fight.

Any takers? PM me.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: mrB on July 16, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
quote:

Thursday, July 10, 2008
How to be a Jerk, WITHOUT Really Trying

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_OmgN7CaAxbk/SHaX26NUMYI/AAAAAAAAAR4/zJNPaENXe1g/s320/DVC00570.JPG)

On the way back from the bus station, I stopped at the local QT for a sandwich and drink. There was NO bike parking. I could have simply leaned my bike against the outer wall. There was plenty of space. But, what the hell? I simply squatted a car parking space, to deny some other jerk the spot. I hope QT is taking NOTES on How to do Bike Parking, WITHOUT Really Trying.
Posted by Paul Tay



Posted by Paul Tay on his site. Even he recognizes a jerk. Seems like a little ole SUV could share the parking space with PT's bike!

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 02:51:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mrB

quote:

Thursday, July 10, 2008
How to be a Jerk, WITHOUT Really Trying

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_OmgN7CaAxbk/SHaX26NUMYI/AAAAAAAAAR4/zJNPaENXe1g/s320/DVC00570.JPG)

On the way back from the bus station, I stopped at the local QT for a sandwich and drink. There was NO bike parking. I could have simply leaned my bike against the outer wall. There was plenty of space. But, what the hell? I simply squatted a car parking space, to deny some other jerk the spot. I hope QT is taking NOTES on How to do Bike Parking, WITHOUT Really Trying.
Posted by Paul Tay



Posted by Paul Tay on his site. Even he recognizes a jerk. Seems like a little ole SUV could share the parking space with PT's bike!





I ENJOY being the JERK and in the GOOD company of all the other JERKS who take up the WHOLE parking space with $6/gallon gas-guzzling MOTOR vehicles.

Next time, I'm bringing a lawn chair and really do a parking space squat (//%22http://www.streetfilms.org/archives/parking-spot-squat/%22) RIGHT.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 02:53:56 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So TulsaScuttleButt (whatever)
SignNazi
RecreateDNC68

and a couple others.  I've had about enough Paul.  Seriously, pick a log in and stick with it.




Seriously, tell THAT to the Admin, who keeps bumping me...for NO good reason.  WHO'S AFRAID OF PAUL TAY? [:(!]



no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



I'd love to see a TU "alum" fighting Paul Tay.

I've got Tay 3:1 on this fight.

Any takers? PM me.



Mecury Lounge.  Tickets $5.  House take on wagers and ticket proceeds benefits DVIS.  You name date and time.  Game?
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 16, 2008, 03:13:59 PM
1) Being a jerk in an attempt to force others to your point of view is borderline narcissism.  I am the great cyclist Paul Tay - a shining beacon for civility and enlightenment, the rest of you Philistines continue to drive your earth killers.  Hence, I'm doing you a favor by being a jerk.

Usually doesn't work too well.  Instead of getting your point across it just makes people hate you.

2) My money is on not Tay.  He'd be a bit of a scraper, but not mean at all.  I know he's had several fights with cops, but he apperently lost them all as he ended up in jail.  I'd take not Tay if the odds were 3:1 in favor of Tay.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: deinstein on July 16, 2008, 03:14:56 PM
Mercury Lounge? You would hang out there, Tay. But two blocks away? Can't beat that!
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: deinstein on July 16, 2008, 03:17:09 PM
On the 4th I walked down to the river with my buddy and heckled Tay about that dollar he was trying to bum a few weeks ago when I was waiting on that ever so convenient trolley.

Officer yelled: "It's not worth it! I've seen him naked! It's not worth it!"

Classic.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

1) Being a jerk in an attempt to force others to your point of view is borderline narcissism.  I am the great cyclist Paul Tay - a shining beacon for civility and enlightenment, the rest of you Philistines continue to drive your earth killers.  Hence, I'm doing you a favor by being a jerk.




Wrong AGAIN, genius.  I ENJOY being a JERK, to be in the SAME company of ALL the OTHER jerks who HOG the WHOLE parking space.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 03:28:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

On the 4th I walked down to the river with my buddy and heckled Tay about that dollar he was trying to bum a few weeks ago when I was waiting on that ever so convenient trolley.

Officer yelled: "It's not worth it! I've seen him naked! It's not worth it!"

Classic.



Oh, fo' shure!  Santa's STILL trying to bum a picture of a cop in uniform to shoot the bird.  THAT would be GOLD!
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Conan71 on July 16, 2008, 03:28:55 PM
"...I introduced myself to him at the Naked Bike Ride..."

GHACK!

[xx(]
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Conan71 on July 16, 2008, 03:30:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by inteller

i know how paul tay and biker fox could make a real contribution to society.  Go squat on the spots around 71st/169 that the con artist panhandlers occupy and keep making fun of them until they go away for good.  Like go down there with a big sign that says "I chug cock ->" and point the arrow at those con artist panhandlers till they leave.



You've made a good career of snark on this board, but that's one of the funniest comments I've seen here.

Bravo!
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Double A on July 16, 2008, 03:32:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p315/TYProle/pimperortaycopy.jpg)

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 03:32:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

"...I introduced myself to him at the Naked Bike Ride..."

GHACK!

[xx(]



Cops pegged the crowd at OVER 1,000.  The ride went on for about an hour.  TOTALLY off da HOOK!
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 03:41:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.




Go to Mercury to place yer bets to benefit DVIS.  They are gonna set the date and time, SOON.  No joke.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: stu8749 on July 16, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

1) Being a jerk in an attempt to force others to your point of view is borderline narcissism.  I am the great cyclist Paul Tay - a shining beacon for civility and enlightenment, the rest of you Philistines continue to drive your earth killers.  Hence, I'm doing you a favor by being a jerk.




Wrong AGAIN, genius.  I ENJOY being a JERK, to be in the SAME company of ALL the OTHER jerks who HOG the WHOLE parking space.



What you enjoy being a jerk...
I bet you also enjoy eatin' SH*T [}:)][}:)][B)]
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Conan71 on July 16, 2008, 04:24:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.




Go to Mercury to place yer bets to benefit DVIS.  They are gonna set the date and time, SOON.  No joke.



Merc?  No thanks, I'll quit drinking before I go in that dump again.

Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: stu8749 on July 16, 2008, 04:36:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.




Go to Mercury to place yer bets to benefit DVIS.  They are gonna set the date and time, SOON.  No joke.



Merc?  No thanks, I'll quit drinking before I go in that dump again.





Hey you all can go to Turkey Mountain.
We all know that Paul Tay goes there all the time[;)]
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 16, 2008, 04:41:46 PM
I don't know why I bother, but...

The difference is when I park my car somewhere I have no choice.  I am not being a jerk and intentionally depriving another car nor a bike a parking place.  I do not intentionally block bike lanes, I do try to hinder their ability to park.  Hence, it's not rally hogging.

In fact, even if someone WAS hogging the parking space you still admit that there was somewhere else you could park.  Thus, you were bing an donkey just for the sake of being an donkey and/or to draw more attention to yourself.  

There's a reason why the local bike clubs don't want to be associated with them.  It's because you give them a bad name.  Again, being an donkey just for the sake of being such will not further your cause.

But enjoy your attention.

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/mhead46/AttentionWhore.jpg)
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: RecreateDNC68 on July 16, 2008, 05:19:10 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

There's a reason why the local bike clubs don't want to be associated with them.  It's because you give them a bad name.  Again, being an donkey just for the sake of being such will not further your cause.

But enjoy your attention.




If the biking cause is NOT being advanced because of me, the attention WHORE, even in the face of $6 gas, all you and the spandex-clad mo's need to do is look in the mirror for the REAL moron.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Double A on July 16, 2008, 05:53:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by stu8749

quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.




Go to Mercury to place yer bets to benefit DVIS.  They are gonna set the date and time, SOON.  No joke.



Merc?  No thanks, I'll quit drinking before I go in that dump again.





Hey you all can go to Turkey Mountain.
We all know that Paul Tay goes there all the time[;)]



Spoken like a self loathing closet case.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: TUalum0982 on July 17, 2008, 06:28:07 AM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

no one is afraid of you.  I mean seriously, look at yourself in the mirror.  I would love to meet you and personally give you the *** kicking that you so deserve.  Care to tango??



BRING it.  When and where?



Yo, I got your back. Paul Tay has a posse.




Go to Mercury to place yer bets to benefit DVIS.  They are gonna set the date and time, SOON.  No joke.



no offense, but where the hell is mercury lounge? Also, I would prefer some parking lot, say lafortune park? And please where your santa suit.  Would love to give the people driving by a nice show.

BTW grahambino I am 6'1, about 210 pounds.  I am pretty confident I can hold my own against some lil ***** on a bike that rides around in a santa suit.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: cannon_fodder on July 17, 2008, 08:34:13 AM
quote:
Originally posted by RecreateDNC68

If the biking cause is NOT being advanced because of me, the attention WHORE, even in the face of $6 gas, all you and the spandex-clad mo's need to do is look in the mirror for the REAL moron.



1) I didn't say it wasn't being advanced.  I said they didn't want to associate with you.

2) Gas isn't $6.

3) Spandex clad?

You're not even coherent anymore.
Title: Paul Tay, a Tulsa export
Post by: Editor on July 17, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
Mr. Tay, in his latest incarnation, has been locked out--again.

Please, let's all refrain from baiting him or enticing him into a physical confrontation in the future.  As of now, this thread is locked.

Thank You,
Ed.