Reporters recently discovered that the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, had _________ the _______ while in her position as _______. While this is not particularly unheard of it and has been done by plenty of other people in office, it is now news because she is a VP candidate and how dare she.
(feel free to just fill in the blanks every 6 hours as the new "controversies" arise.)
Madlibs meets presidential politics!
I've heard padded bras were involved.