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Title: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: joiei on June 11, 2009, 11:43:10 AM
Apparently Jessica is just a little tooooo enthuastic about her charity cause.  To the point of defacing Oklahoma City.   Can we get a city council ruling that she is not allowed any closer to Tulsa than Chandler?   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/10/jessica-alba-a-vandal-okl_n_214097.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/10/jessica-alba-a-vandal-okl_n_214097.html)

Sounds like she has realized too late the error of her ways
Quote"I got involved in something I should have had no part of," Alba said. "I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

Maybe they will throw her in the Slammer.   
QuoteUnder Oklahoma law, maliciously defacing property can be a felony punishable by prison time if the value of the damage exceeds $1,000 or more.

Estimates of the damage are between $500 and $700, said Kristy Yager, a spokeswoman for the city.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Conan71 on June 11, 2009, 12:05:25 PM
"According to the site, the posters are designed to raise awareness of the dwindling population of great white sharks."

Geez, another freaking social "cause".

I bet she'd been whooping it up in Bricktown.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Ibanez on June 11, 2009, 12:12:20 PM
Cause everyone knows that the best place to bring up the plight of sharks is in a landlocked state.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: custosnox on June 11, 2009, 12:21:52 PM
I'd still hit it... wait, did I just type that out loud?
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Conan71 on June 11, 2009, 12:31:52 PM
Quote from: custosnox on June 11, 2009, 12:21:52 PM
I'd still hit it... wait, did I just type that out loud?

I most definitely did not think that out loud

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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Gaspar on June 11, 2009, 01:05:05 PM
We will all miss great white sharks someday.  We will just have to tell our babies stories about these gentle giants, and watch Jaws.

Come on people.

Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: YoungTulsan on June 11, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
She can wrap my utility box any time she wants.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: brianh on June 11, 2009, 02:43:17 PM
I am empathetic, imagine the shark and awe of the Oklahoma City community.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: joiei on June 11, 2009, 02:52:07 PM
Quote from: brianh on June 11, 2009, 02:43:17 PM
I am empathetic, imagine the shark and awe of the Oklahoma City community.


I nominate this for best line of the week!!!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Breadburner on June 11, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
She has a Banging Body...I hope she comes here....
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Conan71 on June 11, 2009, 03:47:13 PM
Quote from: Breadburner on June 11, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
She has a Banging Body...I hope she comes here....

Most def

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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Ed W on June 11, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Does she cook?  Inquiring (and hungry) minds want to know.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: Breadburner on June 11, 2009, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Ed W on June 11, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Does she cook?  Inquiring (and hungry) minds want to know.

Who Cares.....
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC
Post by: guido911 on June 13, 2009, 07:54:50 PM
Quote from: Breadburner on June 11, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
She has a Banging Body...I hope she comes here....

Are you seriously going to let conman top you on photos BB? Btw, you said "she comes here". Thank you.

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