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Well?

Nah

Anyone catch the number on that club?

I heard it was a 3 iron.

Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant.

Can you believe this is a bigger story than Huckabee freeing the insane to kill police?

He's over. (Willie Horton's ghost?)

Between Republican governors granting clemency, not denouncing violent rhetoric, and their sticking up for easy access to weapons, is it no wonder there's so much domestic terrorism going on?

Back on topic, it was a nine iron....

I'll agree, I think this will hurt Huckabee's chances for POTUS almost as much as being a fundamentalist.

But, along the lines of your blanket statement about R governors:  a governor can only act on the recommendations of the parole board and doesn't have a crystal ball to see into a criminal's future.  Commutations and pardons have wound up in subsequent homicides by countless R and D governors all over the country.  This happens to be somewhat more visible due to four cops being murdered and due to the political aspirations of this particular former governor.  You cannot continue to incarcerate someone for anticipating criminal acts if they have served their time or their is justification to modify their sentence.  All I know at this point of this case is the filtered thumbnail sketch that's on CNN, MSNBC, Faux, etc.  Apparently Huck is saying the prosecutor did not file paperwork in a timely manner on this if he opposed the commutation.  I suppose there's plenty of blame to go around if we want to believe we could have anticipated this.

Typically, isn't mercy for the criminally insane the providence of liberals?  Why don't you check the voter registration records of the peeps sitting on the pardon and parole board in Arkansas before you spout off about this being about Huckabee's politics.  After all, he did serve after Clinton and Tucker who may have had a significant hand in nominating the people on the P & P board.

Don't know bout them libs but us progressives think Huck needs to "man up and own what he did."

Tiger too....

Sand wedge would have had a slightly heavier head I think.  There should be some great jokes to come out of this one...

Tiger man's up to indiscretion....

But Huckster still in hiding.....


Stewie strikes again!
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-1-2009/tiger-woods-newzak

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They're reporting Tiger's lawyers are getting a stoppage to print nude photos of Tiger in a rag in England.

Sheeesh, this keeps getting worse and worse. Not only did a lot a women fall out  of that Tree Tiger hit, but some nasty sex vids as well?

"Feeling good, feeling good...all the money in the world spent on feeling good...." Cooder

Tiger, we hardly new ya....

Early Dismissal...............................

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. 

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. 

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before. 

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. 

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b it ches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"












Johnny: "TIGER WOODS, CAN I GO NOW?

And now comes this:

Tiger Woods and Steroids: Dr. Anthony Galea probed by FBI, charges to come

http://www.examiner.com/x-17800-Raleigh-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d15-Tiger-Woods-and-Steroids--Dr-Anthony-Galea-probed-by-FBI-charges-to-come

That knee injury was not from golf.....and down goes Tiger, down goes Tiger.

The economic impact loss due to his hubris is HUGE! (like over $200,000,000)

Too bad Tiger....no mulligans in the game of life either...

Dysfunctional American super star.....

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
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From Facebook:

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a three iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.... See More
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Co worker sent this out to me with the title of:

"This is exactly how Tiger's life unraveled".

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=976

Updated: December 14, 2009, 10:14 AM ET
Accenture cuts Woods as sponsor
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4739219

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I once knew a guy in Chicago who worked for "Accenture"...... except he really worked for Arthur Andersen, the accountants who enabled Enron-- except this was Andersen Consulting, not to be confused with the "bad" Andersens.... business cards changed names from Andersen to Accenture..... of course, don't argue about any connections between Andersen Consulting and Arthur Andersen and Accenture, since Accenture has lawyers and they can prove that they were a "separate legal entity" from Arthur Andersen........

Confused yet?  Good.  That means Accenture's publicists and lawyers are doing a most excellent job.

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Maybe Tiger Woods can change his name, like Arthur Andersen changed to Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.... oh wait, they didn't do that at all.... oh god.... please don't sue......

I hear Will Smith is a nice name.... maybe Tiger can claim he originally had that name in 1989.... kinda like Arthur Andersssss.... noooooo, not the tire iron, my soccer leg.......aaaaaaarrrrgh...... so, Accenture it is, nothing to see here....  ;D

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