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Title: The Tiger Jokes Have Started!!!! Post by: Conan71 on December 02, 2009, 01:01:57 pm A collection of Tiger Wood's Humor:
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.” Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? *Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? *Clubbing Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball. Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere. Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? *Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian. |