http://twitter.com/charliesheen/statuses/44831899142725633
Quote from: Ibanez on March 07, 2011, 09:00:34 PM
http://twitter.com/charliesheen/statuses/44831899142725633
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No! It's all wrong! Charlie is dyslexic, he invented Altus, after a night with Tulsa spelled backwards.
He's too late.......................... Gary Busey did it first.
Quote from: dbacks fan on March 07, 2011, 09:47:00 PM
No! It's all wrong! Charlie is dyslexic, he invented Altus, after a night with Tulsa spelled backwards.
Hee-Hee ;D
Quote from: unreliablesource on March 07, 2011, 09:50:19 PM
He's too late.......................... Gary Busey did it first.
So was Al Gore, but it didn't stop him from making claims.
He is one seriously foobared up individual.
Quote from: Conan71 on March 07, 2011, 10:36:45 PM
He is one seriously foobared up individual.
But it's aight...he has goddesses.
Quote from: unreliablesource on March 07, 2011, 09:50:19 PM
He's too late.......................... Gary Busey did it first.
But once it was realized that Busey escaped from Oklahoma, a tracking device was implanted.
Sheen is still running loose. ;D
Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money.
Chaim Levine should not have foobared with "The Sheen"....
Quote from: Hoss on March 08, 2011, 02:04:14 AM
But it's aight...he has goddesses.
Someone needs to tell him they are hookers, not goddesses.
Quote from: Conan71 on March 08, 2011, 11:22:11 AM
Someone needs to tell him they are hookers, not goddesses.
You pay for it all one way or another....... ;D
Quote from: Breadburner on March 08, 2011, 11:26:04 AM
You pay for it all one way or another....... ;D
It's a little more obvious when they have a card reader between the jubblies
If he invented it, I think it should be up to him to fix it.
We should bring him in to moderate the city counsel.
Gentlemen, I believe we have found out "at large" counselor.
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The realtor he was tweeting with was on fox23 last night, but they dont have anything on their website.
...but really, I dont think Sheen could find Tulsa on a map.
What's the over/under on how long until he's found floating face down in his pool or naked and clammy to the touch in the foyer of his mansion?
Quote from: Conan71 on March 08, 2011, 12:09:12 PM
What's the over/under on how long until he's found floating face down in his pool or naked and clammy to the touch in the foyer of his mansion?
Not long.
Apparently now he's on the roof of an office building in Beverly Hills waving a machete, drinking from a bottle of something labeled "tiger blood" and chanting "free at last".
An no, I am not making any of that up.
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Quote from: swake on March 08, 2011, 01:13:37 PM
Not long.
Apparently now he's on the roof of an office building in Beverly Hills waving a machete, drinking from a bottle of something labeled "tiger blood" and chanting "free at last".
An no, I am not making any of that up.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie_sheen_machete.jpg)
So is this real, or another clever bizarro publicity stunt like Joaquin Phoenix becoming a disheveled hip hop artist who made zero sense?
Quote from: Conan71 on March 08, 2011, 02:39:33 PM
So is this real, or another clever bizarro publicity stunt like Joaquin Phoenix becoming a disheveled hip hop artist who made zero sense?
Real.
Wonder if that's Wayne Brady...and if he has to choke a....never mind.
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on March 08, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money.
I always liked Bill Cosby's comment on cocaine. He asked some one what it was about cocaine, and the person replied "Well, it intensifies your personality" to which Cosby replied, "But what if your personality is an arsehole?"
Quote from: dbacks fan on March 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
I always liked Bill Cosby's comment on cocaine. He asked some one what it was about cocaine, and the person replied "Well, it intensifies your personality" to which Cosby replied, "But what if your personality is an arsehole?"
As Rick James says, "Cocaine's a helluva a drug"....
Quote from: Hoss on March 08, 2011, 02:49:14 PM
As Rick James says, "Cocaine's a helluva a drug"....
Supposedly attributed to Ike Turner:
"I never really enjoyed cocaine, I just like the way it smelled"
Woa ha ha hoe...I like it !
I never really have got what the big deal is, I never watched his show, only remember him from some 80s movies and don't get why his show is such a hit!? I just really don't get the big deal about this guy! he's NOT that great of an ACTOR!
Quote from: zstyles on March 09, 2011, 09:23:19 AM
I never really have got what the big deal is, I never watched his show, only remember him from some 80s movies and don't get why his show is such a hit!? I just really don't get the big deal about this guy! he's NOT that great of an ACTOR!
Someone's never seen The Wraith.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092240/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092240/)
Quote from: zstyles on March 09, 2011, 09:23:19 AM
I never really have got what the big deal is, I never watched his show, only remember him from some 80s movies and don't get why his show is such a hit!? I just really don't get the big deal about this guy! he's NOT that great of an ACTOR!
I think he's a pretty good actor when he's not strung out. "Spin City"..."Platoon"..
Looks like all the others have a fight on their hands in '12..LOL.
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"A Sheen for Tulsa."
That's his new campaign when he runs for city counselor. By special exception he can run for every district at the same time. It's the tiger blood.