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Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: deinstein on May 04, 2007, 02:18:45 PM
Night Trips advertisement towards the back has a blatant nipple and buttocks showing of a stripper.

Real classy!
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: iplaw on May 04, 2007, 02:26:04 PM
At least they don't drive those mobile bilboards around anymore with strippers painted on the sides.  I'm sure people complained.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: sgrizzle on May 04, 2007, 02:35:02 PM
Page 54:
http://urbantulsa.com/currentissue.pdf
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: Conan71 on May 04, 2007, 03:10:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

Night Trips advertisement towards the back has a blatant nipple and buttocks showing of a stripper.

Real classy!



Aw c'mon there, just the artistic expression of the female body. [;)]

Maybe Skrzypczak was on vacation the last week or so.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: Ed W on May 04, 2007, 03:35:47 PM
Could someone explain the linkage between the conservative editorial stance of Urban Tulsa and their acceptance of seamy advertising?
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Post by: YoungTulsan on May 04, 2007, 03:37:55 PM
Strippers arent nude in Tulsa, they have those little clear plastic things over their nipples.  I'm sure thats the case in that picture so she isnt really topless...


Right?
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: NellieBly on May 04, 2007, 03:42:32 PM
Typical conservative hypocrite. Support things like abstinence education and then visit a hooker.

I've been told by an UTW insider that unless the strip clubs advertise continually week after week, they can remain an advertiser. Anyone who stops advertising will not be allowed back as an advertiser. Supposedly he secretly hates the ads.

Whatever. Moooo -- huge cash cow.
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Post by: tulsacyclist on May 04, 2007, 03:45:01 PM
Very classy indeed.
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Post by: Markk on May 04, 2007, 03:45:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

Night Trips advertisement towards the back has a blatant nipple and buttocks showing of a stripper.

Real classy!



Women have nipples and buttocks??  That's outrageous!
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: unknown on May 04, 2007, 03:45:23 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ed W

Could someone explain the linkage between the conservative editorial stance of Urban Tulsa and their acceptance of seamy advertising?



pays the bills.

and yt, yes the girls are nude in tulsa... you can even see roast beef at escapades[xx(]
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Post by: Conan71 on May 04, 2007, 03:57:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ed W

Could someone explain the linkage between the conservative editorial stance of Urban Tulsa and their acceptance of seamy advertising?



We'll just say I have a history with UT that goes back a long way.  There were numerous heated discussions in the past about what did and didn't constitute acceptible advertising.  There was a time that they wouldn't even take ads from divorce attornies, no kidding.  

I think the Editor/Publisher finally figured out that economic reality dictated he take ads from escorts, strip clubs, and nudist colonies.  I quizzed him at lunch before about accepting ads from certain "masseuses" and escorts and the reply was "You don't know those are a front for prostitution."  Yeah, okay blind man.

Everyone is a prostitute in one way or another, we just all have our price and our limits.
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Post by: cannon_fodder on May 04, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
Arby's has pretty good roast beef too.  Juicy, warm and cheap.  Though, the beef is usually only 3 to 4 years old before it is served.  I prefer my meat aged more than that.  Or were we talking about vaginas?

American's are too stuck up about sex.  You can see a profile of a nipple and as much donkey as one might see at a swimming pool.  How horrible.  Certainly an indictment of the entire conservative line of thinking.

But for some reason, I have an urge to go to Night Trips sometime soon. [:P]  (actually, I had to download 36 megs to see the picture, not worth it).
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: iplaw on May 04, 2007, 04:01:01 PM
Wow this thread keeps getting better and better as the day goes on...[:D]
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: inteller on May 04, 2007, 04:16:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

Night Trips advertisement towards the back has a blatant nipple and buttocks showing of a stripper.

Real classy!



OMG, BUTTOCKS!!!!!!!!  QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE PURITY POLICE!


TEN SIX NINER TEN SIX NINER WE'VE GOT WHORES IN THE CITY WE NEED BACK UP!!!!!
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Post by: RecycleMichael on May 04, 2007, 04:20:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71
[Everyone is a prostitute in one way or another, we just all have our price and our limits.



I would be a prostitute if people paid by the pound.
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Post by: inteller on May 04, 2007, 04:21:29 PM
i'd rather see twats and boobs all day long then watch the BREAKING NEWS about the latest gang related shooting or college massacre.  This country has no problems promoting a culture of gun violence, but once sighting of a boob and you would have thought a nuke was dropped on Time Square.

If more people were out watching porn and ****ing, there wouldn't be so much pent up violence taken out on kids and each other.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: deinstein on May 04, 2007, 04:49:41 PM
I'm not conservative at all, but I think this advertisement is tasteless and shouldn't get past the editors at all.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: deinstein on May 04, 2007, 04:50:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by inteller

i'd rather see twats and boobs all day long then watch the BREAKING NEWS about the latest gang related shooting or college massacre.  This country has no problems promoting a culture of gun violence, but once sighting of a boob and you would have thought a nuke was dropped on Time Square.

If more people were out watching porn and ****ing, there wouldn't be so much pent up violence taken out on kids and each other.



Just shut up.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: inteller on May 04, 2007, 04:59:12 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

quote:
Originally posted by inteller

i'd rather see twats and boobs all day long then watch the BREAKING NEWS about the latest gang related shooting or college massacre.  This country has no problems promoting a culture of gun violence, but once sighting of a boob and you would have thought a nuke was dropped on Time Square.

If more people were out watching porn and ****ing, there wouldn't be so much pent up violence taken out on kids and each other.



Just shut up.

go **** yourself, it'll make you feel less sensitive to BUTTOCKS!!!!!  OH NOSSSSS!
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: deinstein on May 04, 2007, 05:08:30 PM
You need to take a break from the internet.
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Post by: Breadburner on May 04, 2007, 05:22:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by inteller

i'd rather see twats and boobs all day long then watch the BREAKING NEWS about the latest gang related shooting or college massacre.  This country has no problems promoting a culture of gun violence, but once sighting of a boob and you would have thought a nuke was dropped on Time Square.

If more people were out watching porn and ****ing, there wouldn't be so much pent up violence taken out on kids and each other.



You do make a good point....
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Post by: Steve on May 04, 2007, 05:35:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ed W

Could someone explain the linkage between the conservative editorial stance of Urban Tulsa and their acceptance of seamy advertising?



I have often wondered about that myself Ed.  It's like politicians preaching "family values" and expecting the public to overlook their divorces, affairs, payola, etc.
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Post by: lsimmons on May 04, 2007, 05:49:18 PM
Jeez. It's just an ad. Most rags of this kind have that and worse in larger cities.

You'd think people would be bit more relaxed about the human body by now. We all have one ya know.
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Post by: deinstein on May 04, 2007, 05:59:41 PM
Just an ad? It's pornography. It's also tasteless and shows the lack of standards they have.

[}:)]

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Post by: Porky on May 04, 2007, 06:21:07 PM
These kids got it made today. All I had to look at as a youngster was the Sears catalog and National Geographic.
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Post by: inteller on May 04, 2007, 07:21:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

Just an ad? It's pornography. It's also tasteless and shows the lack of standards they have.

[}:)]





i think you are MaDog in disguise.  Before you he seemed to be the only one concerned with their advertisements.
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Post by: jdb on May 04, 2007, 08:07:01 PM
"...blatant nipple and buttocks..."
I don't see the blatant part, but I did see it (after putting my cheaters on) as racy for the region.

Grandma would be disturbed, for sure.
jdb




Myself, I thought the ad itself was fairly polished - compared to the norm - and done kinda sneaky fashion (it was an itty bitty nipple). A rag being tasteles is no skin off my nose, but then again, like a few others, I prefer boob's to bombs.

Metro Diner.
Tourist looking through the publication.
From a frowning expression, I am asked about the excessive number of "Massage" ads, after I declare my residency.

"Are Tulsan's really that enthralled with sex. Do you not have women is this town? Are all of these places in one location?"

Several reasons I gave up on looking it over: the waste of paper they occupy. Might paint one as a perv. if the table in front of you sees the opposite page of ad's when all your doing is trying to evolve by reading some Bates. Didn't help that the Metro was Razed.

News of the weird I get online.

"National Geographic".
Might explain certain urges I have at the News Stand.
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Post by: Chris on May 05, 2007, 03:44:02 AM
Maybe there's just someone standing behind her pointing at the mirror ball. It's the tip of their finger pointing out. [8D]
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Post by: si_uk_lon_ok on May 05, 2007, 04:29:42 AM
Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background. Is the UTW trying to corrupt me? Now I don't know if I need to see a stripper or get stoned.

I needn't worry though on page 57 is an attorney offering to represent me for free if I get caught with some weed.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: inteller on May 05, 2007, 08:43:28 AM
well I think Tulsa should take pride in having some of the highest wages for whores in the country.  of course this is probably more of a lack of competition than anything.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 05, 2007, 10:43:07 AM
quote:
Originally posted by si_uk_lon_ok

Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background. Is the UTW trying to corrupt me? Now I don't know if I need to see a stripper or get stoned.

I needn't worry though on page 57 is an attorney offering to represent me for free if I get caught with some weed.



Mary Janes makes no qualsm about advertising themselves as being a munchy source for stoners. nothing altogether illegal about it. If Oz can sell a 3ft Gene Simmons bong, they can sell pizza. If you check the address, that pizza joint is like 2 doors down form the half dressed hairstylist place.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 05, 2007, 12:55:23 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

I'm not conservative at all, but I think this advertisement is tasteless and shouldn't get past the editors at all.



DE- if it really bothers you that much, send an email to UTW.  I'm sure yours won't be the only one they get.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: deinstein on May 05, 2007, 01:06:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

I'm not conservative at all, but I think this advertisement is tasteless and shouldn't get past the editors at all.



DE- if it really bothers you that much, send an email to UTW.  I'm sure yours won't be the only one they get.



I did.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: si_uk_lon_ok on May 05, 2007, 01:16:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:
Originally posted by si_uk_lon_ok

Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background. Is the UTW trying to corrupt me? Now I don't know if I need to see a stripper or get stoned.

I needn't worry though on page 57 is an attorney offering to represent me for free if I get caught with some weed.



Mary Janes makes no qualsm about advertising themselves as being a munchy source for stoners. nothing altogether illegal about it. If Oz can sell a 3ft Gene Simmons bong, they can sell pizza. If you check the address, that pizza joint is like 2 doors down form the half dressed hairstylist place.



I don't have a problem with it, neither do I have a problem with stripper ads. Both of course are legal. Just thought I'd throw in the cannabis culture side of UTW to the stripper mix.
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Post by: deinstein on May 05, 2007, 02:12:31 PM
I never said I had a problem with stripper adds, I just have a problem with stripper adds with pornography.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 05, 2007, 09:10:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

I never said I had a problem with stripper adds, I just have a problem with stripper adds with pornography.



Well now that opens a whole other can of worms.  Depends on community standards- which I believe is how the SCOTUS finally defined pornograpy (jurists, please feel free to correct me).  I suppose there is a prudish enough judge in the local ranks who would call it pornography.  I'm sure there are plenty of churches in the Tulsa area who, if they bothered to read the rag, would stage an Urban Tulsa burn.

Pornography, far as I'm concerned would have been showing a blatant sexual act either by herself or with a partner and/or perhaps showing, uh, more of God's gifts in a more explicit and "open" manner.

Far as I'm concerned it's somewhere between artistic expression and pushing the envelope for a stuffy alt scene weekly in a very conservative burg out in the So. Central US.  Pornography, at least by my standards, no.  Something I'd hand one of my girls to look over- no.  It's actually a pretty tasteful photo for a strip club, though I can't say I'm a connosieur of strip clubs nor their ads.

Only thing I can say for certain, it was a waste of bandwidth to download a 36 meg file just to see what all the hub-bub was about.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on May 05, 2007, 09:46:58 PM
I went to a strip bar with Conan and it was like going to "Cheers" with Norm.

All the girls shouted "Conan" at the same time.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: DM on May 06, 2007, 09:44:57 AM
No complaints from me. [;)]
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Post by: rwarn17588 on May 06, 2007, 01:31:31 PM
Pornography?

(http://www.utexas.edu/courses/larrymyth/images/AA-Venus-de-Milo.jpg)
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Post by: mr.jaynes on May 06, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

I never said I had a problem with stripper adds, I just have a problem with stripper adds with pornography.



Well, i figure you'll see that in the strip club too, so what's the diff?
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Post by: inteller on May 06, 2007, 03:46:02 PM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

I went to a strip bar with Conan and it was like going to "Cheers" with Norm.

All the girls shouted "Conan" at the same time.



damn, sounds like Conan is the guy to hang out with!
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Post by: tim huntzinger on May 06, 2007, 05:44:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by rwarn17588

Pornography?

(http://www.utexas.edu/courses/larrymyth/images/AA-Venus-de-Milo.jpg)



If, later on in the museum, Venus does the splits on DaVinci's face, then in context this could be porn.
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Post by: deinstein on May 06, 2007, 07:06:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by rwarn17588

Pornography?

(http://www.utexas.edu/courses/larrymyth/images/AA-Venus-de-Milo.jpg)



Art.
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Post by: deinstein on May 06, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by teddy jack eddy

Frankly, y'all are making too much out of this "stripper" ad and the "stoner" ad.

Who cares?  If it bothers you, move to Owasso and repent.



I'm one of the least religious people on this forum, nice try though.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 06, 2007, 10:30:07 PM
It's not a matter of whether we enjoy looking at it or not, just a matter of what is passable in print.

Venus Di Milo is art, night trips women are not.
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Post by: Aa5drvr on May 07, 2007, 06:48:51 AM
>>It's not a matter of whether we enjoy looking at it or not, just a matter of what is passable in print.

Well I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like!
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Post by: Conan71 on May 07, 2007, 09:13:47 AM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

I went to a strip bar with Conan and it was like going to "Cheers" with Norm.

All the girls shouted "Conan" at the same time.



Next lunch, Night Trips or Cloud Nine?  I think I can get everyone comped. [}:)]

Seriously, I was taking my 13 YO to cheer practice out in BA last night.  We passed Cloud 9 going down the BA Expwy.  She turns to me and says:  "Dad is that a gay bar?"  I said: "What?"

"That Cloud 9, well the sign says 'Gentlemen's club'".

I started laughing so hard, I was having a hard time keeping my truck in one lane.
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Post by: CitizenJulie on May 07, 2007, 10:42:52 AM
Apparently it was a huge printing error and Keith is really upset about the whole thing. So upset, in fact, that he will no longer be accepting anymore stripper, boob, massage and marijuana ads. He will give free ads to area churches, however.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 07, 2007, 01:18:45 PM
Remains to be seen.  They make too much revenue to cut out all those ads.  And that wasn't a cheap ad.

Having worked around the frenetic environment of print deadlines, I see how stuff like this gets through.  You get the film or disc at the last minute, it fits the space and you go to print without really looking at it closely.
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Post by: jdb on May 07, 2007, 01:37:26 PM
"...you go to print without really looking at it closely."

Right, you count on your client's decorum: worse case is usually a typo.

Day ago I looked the issue over, due to this thread (bad publicity is still publicity, eh?) and noticed far fewer ad's of the seamier nature then I recall and that the ad in question is much more "visable" then the online presentation. Quality vs.Quantity?

Woo Woo, jdb
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Post by: Double A on May 08, 2007, 02:23:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by si_uk_lon_ok

Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background.



I bet that place is a lucrative business. Kinda like that hair salon where the hairdressers wear lingerie. If hooters gets away with it why shouldn't they? At least they are local independently owned small businesses, the backbone of Tulsa's economy.
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Post by: si_uk_lon_ok on May 08, 2007, 02:50:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by si_uk_lon_ok

Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background.



I bet that place is a lucrative business. Kinda like that hair salon where the hairdressers wear lingerie. It hooters gets away with it why shouldn't they?



For a conservative paper they sure have a rag tag bunch of advertisers.

I don't have any problem with weed either. By dad was involved in law enforcement and was always of the opinion that alcohol was much more destructive than hash.

Now where did I put that sheesha?
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 08, 2007, 03:45:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Double A

quote:
Originally posted by si_uk_lon_ok

Has any one seen the advert on page 27 for Mary Jane's Pizza?
All night, pizza, candy, soda and hot wings. With a cannabis leaf background.



I bet that place is a lucrative business. Kinda like that hair salon where the hairdressers wear lingerie. If hooters gets away with it why shouldn't they? At least they are local independently owned small businesses, the backbone of Tulsa's economy.



Those businesses are neighbors in the same strip mall. I know because I got pizza and an urban tulsa weekly at place at the other end of the same strip mall.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 08, 2007, 03:58:15 PM
Where is Mary Jane's located?  I'm curious now.  Not that I'm a connoisseur of stoner pizza places, but always looking for a good pie.  I feel fortunate to live in close proximity to both Pie Hole and Umberto's.

There is a pizza delivery company which advertises on Z-104 that caters to the late night munchie crowd, but I don't think it's Mary Jane's.  Seemed like Mama Mia's or something like that.

I notice "hwall" is our latest member.  Perhaps she will chime in on the UTW nipple.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 08, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
I was at "NYC Pizza" at 47th & Harvard. Mary Janes is the place advertised late night on the 104.5. They are only open after hours.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 09, 2007, 11:53:04 AM
quote:
Originally posted by sgrizzle

I was at "NYC Pizza" at 47th & Harvard. Mary Janes is the place advertised late night on the 104.5. They are only open after hours.



Speaking of pizza in the 51st & Harvard vicinity, what will happen to Mario's?  I heard Bodean's already has a spot at the old Blockbuster across the street.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 09, 2007, 02:06:10 PM
I think bodeans has a sign up already.
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Post by: unknown on May 09, 2007, 02:07:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

Where is Mary Jane's located?  I'm curious now.  Not that I'm a connoisseur of stoner pizza places, but always looking for a good pie.  I feel fortunate to live in close proximity to both Pie Hole and Umberto's.

Seemed like Mama Mia's or something like that.




Mary Janes is nothing special at all, stick with Pie hole and the like, but anything will taste good when your baked.

There is a Joe Mama's Pizza that advertises on the edge as well, I think they are off 61st close to 169... never been there though.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on May 09, 2007, 02:19:06 PM
Joe Mama's is excellent.

My favorite pizza now is Brother's Pizza. They have two locations, but I always use the 11th and Memorial one.

Great specialty pizzas for under $13.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 09, 2007, 03:28:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

Joe Mama's is excellent.

My favorite pizza now is Brother's Pizza. They have two locations, but I always use the 11th and Memorial one.

Great specialty pizzas for under $13.



The other is 101st and sheridan. It has tables.

Hideaway-like specialty pizzas (but better) and $12 for a large.

Not sure how this relates to nipples.
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Post by: cannon_fodder on May 09, 2007, 04:17:09 PM
Umberto's at Harvard and 21st.  Unique, good, cheap.
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Post by: Conan71 on May 09, 2007, 04:37:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

Umberto's at Harvard and 21st.  Unique, good, cheap.



Their garlic knots kick serious donkey.
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Post by: jdb on May 09, 2007, 04:44:47 PM
"Not sure how this relates to nipples." - sgrizzle


Ummmmm, Your gonna git in trouble!

...Anyone posting objectionable material, off-topic messages, spamming members, disrupting the forum or making personal attacks will be banned.


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Post by: cannon_fodder on May 09, 2007, 05:05:32 PM
What does it have to do with nipples you ask!

They are both generally round shaped.  

Both are enjoyed by men.  

Both are fattening to those that seek nourishment from them.  

Most people agree that both pizza and nipples are better without hair.  

Both go great with beer.

If you are willing to pay for it, you can have either delivered.

Both are best when warm.  

I dip everything in ranch.

Everyone has an ideal size for each. Frat boys can not get their fill of either.

Neither should be exposed to the cold for long periods of time.  

On any given night, either pizza or nipples arrive at your door covered up, but if all goes well that situation is quickly remedied.

It's probably not a good idea to put your mouth on either a nipple or a pizza that is presented to you at a bar.

Both are plentiful at any good party.

Neither are very satisfying on the internet.

Good things come in two's (pizza pizza!).

It's very important to ask before you just reach out and grab a piece.

I like both pizza, and nipples.

/better stop now, it just goes downhill from here.
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Post by: jdb on May 09, 2007, 07:01:00 PM
"If you are willing to pay for it, you can have either delivered." -cf

And phone numbers for either can be found in the back of the UTW.

jdb

Sgriz - guess this means you don't have to ban yourself now.
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Post by: sgrizzle on May 09, 2007, 09:54:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by jdb

"Not sure how this relates to nipples." - sgrizzle


Ummmmm, Your gonna git in trouble!

...Anyone posting objectionable material, off-topic messages, spamming members, disrupting the forum or making personal attacks will be banned.






It says "nipple" in the first post of the thread.
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Post by: jdb on May 10, 2007, 03:38:58 AM
Indeed the word nipple is in the first post (what's missing is anything about large $12 pizza's), but if that's the criteria needed - a single word - then that would allow a post in this thread concerning buttocks.

Nah, that word conjures an image of Tom Hanks eating ice cream....

Allow me to use the word stripper, also found in the first post, as my sample word: because it reminds me of Shelia - the only stripper I ever dated.

It's difficult dating a stripper. The sights and sounds and smells of a hard working stripper on a stage with a pole are not for the frail, the timid, or in my case, a gun toting Madman with a blatant raging jealous streak.

I didn't start out like that, and in talking with others over the years, neither did they.
But in showing up at a night spot with a stripper, no matter how classy the joint is can be real difficult.

Hey, think I'll look her up...you were already exonerated, anyway.
Title: So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.
Post by: Rico on May 10, 2007, 06:23:40 AM


Has anyone given any thought as to why this Newspaper is easily available in spots that minors might frequent..........???

With all of the right wingers on here I would have thought that would have been at the top of the list...

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