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Title: Free Paris
Post by: RecycleMichael on June 26, 2007, 07:04:56 am
She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.



Title: Free Paris
Post by: sgrizzle on June 26, 2007, 07:17:52 am
That's hot.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: tulsa1603 on June 26, 2007, 07:32:22 am
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.





You can also buy her trash on ebay.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: rwarn17588 on June 26, 2007, 08:07:54 am
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Title: Free Paris
Post by: Townsend on June 26, 2007, 09:23:54 am
Mandela and Hilton.  Free at last


Title: Free Paris
Post by: RecycleMichael on June 26, 2007, 09:30:28 am
You forgot Free Willy.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: mr.jaynes on June 26, 2007, 11:45:47 am
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.



An event comprable to the Berlin Wall coming down, and other seminal moments in world history.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: restored2x on June 26, 2007, 12:57:55 pm
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?


Title: Free Paris
Post by: mr.jaynes on June 26, 2007, 01:13:52 pm
quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.



Boy, my life has changed for the better with that news flash!


Title: Free Paris
Post by: Townsend on June 26, 2007, 01:30:40 pm
quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?



Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.

When it all calms down...made for TV movie.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: cannon_fodder on June 26, 2007, 01:35:35 pm
How many people new several ministers in Iraq were assassinated today?  Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.

Better headline:  Pro Wrestler kill Paris, self.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: Conan71 on June 26, 2007, 02:53:06 pm
Okay, do I get to engage in retroactive spanking now?  Taking the Bentley away apparently didn't work before.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: mr.jaynes on June 26, 2007, 03:40:53 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?



Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.

When it all calms down...made for TV movie.



Or another guest shot on SNL.


Title: Free Paris
Post by: RecycleMichael on June 28, 2007, 12:05:13 pm
Will this day be forever remembered as V-D Day?


Title: Free Paris
Post by: mr.jaynes on June 28, 2007, 12:12:03 pm
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

  Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.



Kinda like SNL's "Weekend Update"?


Title: Free Paris
Post by: Conan71 on June 28, 2007, 12:13:35 pm
Everytime I open this thread, I keep thinking I'm going to get free airfare to Paris.  Silly me...


Title: Free Paris
Post by: mr.jaynes on June 28, 2007, 12:24:38 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

Everytime I open this thread, I keep thinking I'm going to get free airfare to Paris.  Silly me...



If I knew that I wasn't going to be censored, I'd have a whole litany of rather ribald Paris Hilton one-liners....