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Title: FOR MICHAELC Post by: aoxamaxoa on August 28, 2007, 10:46:58 pm Thought you might enjoy this humor. Differences between douchebags and Okies: FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk donkey is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds donkey that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks for you all night long. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS Will knock them the **** out!! ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this OKLAHOMA FRIENDS Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS OKLAHOMA FRIENDS |