Hillary is Making New Friends!!!

[Gaspar]

Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) calls for Hillary to hang in there!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10481.html

Karl Rove also mentioned that she is the stronger candidate, and she made mention of it in a speech yesterday.  I'm not sure how that's going to help her!?!?

[FOTD]

The Last Debate
   By MAUREEN DOWD
Published: May 21, 2008
"What do you want? Please, Sweetie, would you just tell me what you want?"

"Don't Sweetie me, Twiggy. You know what I want."

"Besides that, Hillary. Seriously, you don't want your delusion to put John McCain in the White House. Or maybe you do. You have no shot. I'm 60 delegates away from nomination nirvana. You should stop stalking me. I come down to Florida for a victory lap and you follow me down here and call for a recount. Look what that did for Al Gore. If you show a shred of common sense and take a powder now, the party will put you on a pedestal."

"Pedestals are for losers. You're on a pedestal. I've never been a loser. I refuse to lose. I won the West Virginia and Kentucky derbies, and I'm not going to end up like Eight Belles."

"Hillary, you've been a great candidate, better than your train-wreck campaign. You're Churchillian in your indomitable tenacity. You've inspired women all over the country. In fact, you've inspired some of them to hate me. But now it's time for you to try to muster a gracious exit."

"Forget it, Bones. Once Harold Ickes works his dark magic on the delegate rules to count Michigan and Florida, I'll have the popular vote. And then the superdelegates will grovel back. They know in their hearts that they don't want to go on a blind date with a guy who's going to be BFF with Cuba, Hamas, Iran and retired Weathermen. You can bet your white turban that I'm not raising the white flag."

"Like hell you aren't, sister."

"Sexist!"

"Racist!"

"Speaking of whites, you can't win without them. And if you think your Secretary of Hairdressing, John Edwards, is going to help, you're more delusional than I am."

"Hillary, when are you going to realize that these whites you consider your pawns are so sick of the Republicans that they're going to vote for anybody who has the 'D' next to their name, and it's going to be me. So cool it with the White Fright. Now what do you want? Debt relief?"

"Bill and I don't need your Netroots arugula moolah. We don't need your stinking $20 donors. We've got Burkle, the Saudis, the Kuwaitis and Kazakh uranium loot on tap."

"Settle down, Hillary. What if I let you write the health care plank in the party platform?"

"Wow, you're so-o-o generous. Can I also write the plank on switchgrass?"

"I switched from grass a long time ago."

"Listen, rookie, we're gonna have to share this thing."

"Fine, you can have the 3 a.m. shift on the White House switchboard."

"Oh, you're so witty with all your stupid rallies with 75,000 people and spending $100 million on ads to promote one puny word: Change. I've made sacrifices in this campaign. While you've been fake-eating and losing weight, I've had to stuff myself with all that greasy working-class junk food and chase it with Boilermakers."

"What about me? I've come from nowhere, with a single mother on food stamps and a funny name."

"Oh, you're so inspiring. For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of my country."

"Don't mock Michelle. I would be polite and ask you to be my vice president, but you'd accept, just the same way Lyndon Johnson sandbagged Bobby Kennedy, so I can't. You and Bill are just too much drama for me. Bill is off-the-charts crazy."

"Tell me about it. But he'd be way over on Massachusetts Avenue, a completely different ZIP code than the White House. And Cheney built that underground bunker there, so we'd always have someplace to stash him. If you don't put me on the ticket, I'll signal my faithful to vote for John McCain. He's more fun than you, anyhow."

"Hillary, I don't trust you. And Michelle hates your guts. Look, the Senate is a wonderful place. I enjoyed my two months there. You've never made the most of the experience because you were so busy using it as a launching pad."

"Back at ya, Skeletor."

"Can you stop talking, Hillary? Is that even possible?"

"No, I won't, Mr. Never-Convened-Your-European-Affairs-Subcommittee. I don't want to go back. It's boring. And why should I work with all those self-hating, so-called feminists who stabbed me in the back, like Claire McCaskill and Amy Klobuchar?"

"Look, Hillary, a few years back in the Senate helping me move my world-changing agenda will help you repair some of those relationships. In Barack Obama's Washington, there will be no more game-playing, mud-slinging or back-stabbing."

"Hey, Señor Appeaser, there's another primary in 2012. Bill and I are already gearing up for it."

"You're not likeable enough, Hillary."