corporate mergers I'd like to see

[RecycleMichael]

   1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
   Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
     
   2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
   Poly, Warner Cracker.
   
   3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
   MMMGood.
   
   4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
   ZipAudiDoDa .
   
   5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
   FedUP.
   
   6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
   Fairwell Honeychild.
   
   7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
   PouponPants.
   
   8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
   Knott NOW!
   
   And finally...
   
   9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
   TittyTittyBangBang

[PonderInc]

Hickory House Restaurants, Dickies Clothing Mfg, and Omni Medical Group will merge to form...

Hickory, Dickory, Doc.