Barack Obama Has Won; What Are You Thoughts?

[azbadpuppy]

quote:Originally posted by guido911

quote:Originally posted by azbadpuppy

quote:Originally posted by guido911

quote:Originally posted by ARGUS

drug testing for gov't assistance!

Well that's racist.
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Why? Do you think that only one race of people get assistance from the government? Funny you should mention that because a far higher percentace of whites receive public assistance than any other race. So I guess if we start testing only the white people for drugs that would be considered racist...

Um, I was kidding.

Sorry- guess I just fail to see the humor.

[citizen72]

Well, new developments. There are to be two administrations in the "White House." Seems Michele's mother is going to be staying there to help with the kids.

Poor Obama. Michele is going to get some close close counseling. Daughter sits and listens and the mother instills her own brand of national and domestic policy. Thus, she has a direct link to President Obama and no one is the wiser. Of course Michele is her own woman, but inevitably some of this talk will stick.    

I have one of those that counsels. Though she does not live in our house, it is a strong invisible force. Through the years she has caused much husband/wife debate. A force to be respected.

[RecycleMichael]

My mother-in-law (monster-in-law) lived with us for five years. It was brutal.

We would try to instill certain rules and behaviors in our children and she would ignore them and act like a grandmother. It was major fights to get her to stop giving them ice cream whenever they wanted and making them wear seat belts in her car. She would always say that her kids turned out OK.

Good luck, Barack.

[ARGUS]

now we know why you two act like you do.
Grow a couple of these...[8][8]!

[citizen72]

quote:Originally posted by ARGUS

now we know why you two act like you do.
Grow a couple of these...[8][8]!

Wooooo, do we have a glass house here or one that has never had a mother-in-law?

Balls or not has little to do with it my friend. The pursuit of "excellence" though male (husband) modification by the mother-in-law and the wife is legendary. It follows that it is continuous, persistent and disrespective of a man's state of maleness.

If you have a mother-in-law and do not realize the above fact you have my sympathy. [}:)]

[RecycleMichael]

"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."

Henry Youngman


"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

Les Dawson


"Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

Ken Dodd

[citizen72]

Had an evil witch of a step mother while growing up. We lived on the farm and very occasionally my evil witch's mother would show up. Being the Grand Evil Witch she was for sure taking instructions straight from the old devil himself.

More than once my brother and I were sent outside, by her, to sweep the dirt anywhere there was no grass growing. It was not unlike the military in later years. My dad was afraid to get my step mother upset and was terrified of it when it came to the Grand Witch.

There are too few laws governing the activities of Mothers-in-law. They can be very dangerous.