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[Ed W]

Imagine the possibilities for Photo Shop adventure!

It OK to admit it.  Go ahead and just say you really missed Bat Boy. 

[RecycleMichael]

BatBoy is being held against his will by authorities in West Virginia.

I have started an account to raise money for his release. PM me if you would like to donate. 

[Ed W]

I'll receive a nice check from the former Interior Minister in Nigeria in the next couple of days, Michael.  I'll be sure to give you part of it for Bat Boy's release. 

[Conan71]

Along those lines, Ed, I'll join you.  I just won the Dutch lottery.  They drained my bank accounts to verify they will be depositing the $650,000 Euros I won into the proper account.  Soon as I have my hands on all that cash in a few days, I'll definitely hand over a generous amount to the cause.