Oklahoma religious group caught politicking for OKC candidate- guess who?

[Hoss]

You should try what I do.

I wear jeans and cowboy boots when I ride.  My bike has a set of longhorns on the front and I've got one of those plastic sets of bull-balls hanging from the bottom of my seat.  Every time a pickup truck drives by me, I punch it with my fist and spit skoal on it.

Little do they know, underneath it all, I'm wearing a lacy thong and nipple clamps.

Speaking of...best name for a company...evar!!



Ok, thread drift over...

[dbacks fan]

You should try what I do.

I wear jeans and cowboy boots when I ride.  My bike has a set of longhorns on the front and I've got one of those plastic sets of bull-balls hanging from the bottom of my seat.  Every time a pickup truck drives by me, I punch it with my fist and spit skoal on it.

Little do they know, underneath it all, I'm wearing a lacy thong and nipple clamps.

I just have no real come back, trying to get the visual out of my head...........

[Ed W]

Going slightly O/T here but myself and some of my riding partners figured out last night what the problem is some rednecks have with cyclists.  They see men in tight Spandex and it titilates their latent homosexual tendencies, so that in turn makes them flip us off, shout something obscene or cob the gas at the right time to fume us out. 

You know, I've never understood that one.  On one hand, we cyclists are supposed to be a bunch of sissies because we wear spandex.  But on the other hand, the same people who say that are too terrified to get out on the road on a bike.

Am I the only one struck by the cognitive dissonance?

[dbacks fan]

I could tell I made some people very uncomfortable in Sunday school one morning, they were talking about a pastor who had come out and written a book about it.  I can't remember the name now, but that's not really important.  The talk turned to how repugnant it was and shameful he'd been misleading people all these years.

You could have heard a pin drop when I asked who had over-eaten that morning, who drank too much the night before, who was cheating on their spouse, who had lied for their own benefit the previous week, etc.  I don't believe in conditional sin nor degrees of sin, everything I've ever read is that it's all equal in God's eyes.

The back-biting, name-calling, and self-enrichment of pastors has really soured me on organized religion.

+1

This is why the former Mrs dback and I left a church we were members of because of the pastor not only saying ""The Boy Scouts of America are right for banning gays" but also how he was trying to influence members of the congrigation to vote and think as he did. If it was not in line with his thinking, he would try to persuade you to go with his thinking, especially in his sermons when he would call out the opposition to the people he felt should win in an election and ask for their defeat, and if his candidate did not win, he would play it as the devils work.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Don't the jeans chafe... just a little bit??

[dbacks fan]

Don't the jeans chafe... just a little bit??

I was thinking blisters from the boots.....