FREE!!! Powdered dihydrogen monoxide

[Ed W]

I can't believe this deal!  I came across a local source for bags of powdered dihydrogen monoxide.  All I have to do is bring my own bags.  The guy must be nuts to give this stuff away!  He says it's invaluable for promoting plant growth in the spring.  I'm planning to go by his place tomorrow for this wonderful deal. 

Better yet, he told me to share this with everyone I know.  So if any of you are interested, don't hesitate to let me know!

Gosh, I'm so lucky!

[guido911]

I can't believe this deal!  I came across a local source for bags of powdered dihydrogen monoxide.  All I have to do is bring my own bags.  The guy must be nuts to give this stuff away!  He says it's invaluable for promoting plant growth in the spring.  I'm planning to go by his place tomorrow for this wonderful deal. 

Better yet, he told me to share this with everyone I know.  So if any of you are interested, don't hesitate to let me know!

Gosh, I'm so lucky!

Way too funny. I love that gag.