When turkeys attack!

[Ed W]

...and now for something completely different...

Turkeys are stupid birds, or at least the domesticated ones are.  This video shows a television producer coming unglued as a turkey approaches her, perhaps with malevolent intent.  Who knows? Maybe turkeys can suddenly turn carnivorous, gorging on human flesh in a feather-filled orgy of wild abandon. Or maybe he was just looking for some corn.

Wild turkeys do not tolerate people.  They'll run or fly whenever they see one, so this bird has to be a domesticated tom....unless he's been deliberately infected with Tasmanian Turkey fever, which when transmitted to humans, can turn us into zombies.

Halloween is coming, you know.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Species confusion.  He was looking for love in all the wrong places!