How to End TNF Disputes

[guido911]

THIS is the way to get things figured out.

A neighbourhood dispute over loud music and erratic driving has escalated into a bloody brawl in which a chainsaw partially severed a man's arm.

Doctors are attempting to reattach the arm of Mark Jorgensen, 29, after the altercation in in Fenton Close, Minto, last night.

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Another man, Troy Thornton, 26, lost a finger in the dispute. His sister, Nicole Thornton, claimed he was attacked with a samurai sword.

http://www.wyndhamweekly.com.au/news/national/national/general/chainsaw-and-samurai-sword-used-in-neighbours-clash-over-loud-music/2542433.aspx

[jacobi]

Everybody was kungfu fighting, it would seem.  Man to have been there for an escalation like that.  Oh you're getting your katana?  I'm going to get the chainsaw.

[guido911]

Everybody was kungfu fighting, it would seem.  Man to have been there for an escalation like that.  Oh you're getting your katana?  I'm going to get the chainsaw.

Reminds me of this a bit (language warning).

[Ed W]

I'd go with these.  After all, if people want to kill each other they should at least be civilized about it.