Man Tries to Jump from Downtown Tulsa Building

[Chicken Little]

Tulsa Police Arrest A Man Who Was Trying To Jump Off A Downtown Building.

http://www.kotv.com/main/home/stories.asp?whichpage=1&id=84542

These tall buildings are a threat to public safety.  We need to get rid of them all, and as soon as possible!  You don't see jumpers on top of Bueno, do you?

/just kidding.