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[patric]

For $5000 this guy will deliver an unconscious woman to your door.
Fee may be negotiable if you want her slow-cooked.

Valle sent an online message to another unnamed person in which he offered to kidnap a woman on the person's behalf for a price: "$5,000 and she is all yours," the officer wrote, according to the complaint.
"Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you," Officer Valle wrote, according to the criminal complaint. "I don't know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely."
"You paid for her. She is all yours and I don't want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl."
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/26/nyregion/gilberto-valle-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-women-and-cook-them.html?_r=0

[patric]

CC-1 How big is your oven?

VALLE: Big enough to fit one of these girls if I fold their legs ... The abduction will have to be flawless ... I know all of them ...( Victim-1), I can just show up at her home unannounced. It will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home.

CC-1: You really would be better to grab a stranger. The first thing the police force will do is check out a friend.

VALLE: Her family is out of state.

CC-1: I have anaesthetic gasses.

VALLE: I can make chloroform here.
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CC-1: It's really hard to dislocate (lock) a jaw. Also, how would we put her over the fire, spitting kills the girls. Have to put her into a kind of cage. What is your favorite cut of meat?

VALLE: I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus .. cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2012/10/25/nypd-new-york-police-cannibalize/1657867/

[DolfanBob]

Boy did you sucker me in with that title. Bravo Pat, Bravo.

[patric]

He was in court today.

NEW YORK — The NYPD cop who allegedly plotted to cook and eat women asked for baking pans and "Oven Lovin'" in his wedding registry earlier this year.
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20121025/new-york-city/cannibal-cops-wedding-registry-featured-baking-pans-oven-mitts#ixzz2AaM6w6OZ