Hop Bunz

[carltonplace]

According to my hipster younger cousin these are the keys to success when hunting hipster girls:

Drive an Audi
Talk about traveling to places like Iceland, Vancouver or Turkey. Yeah, I know the Turkey one seems odd but he swears by it.
Wear either a trucker hat with some obnoxious logo/bling or a wool hat of any type.
Drive an Audi
If you are drinking beer don't order a PBR to drink, that is for hipster wannabees. If they have it, order a Hamm's.
If you are drinking alcohol order a Moscow Mule or some old school drink like a Harvey Wallbanger.
Drive an Audi
Say "I love this DJ" at least once every half hour.
Learn how to fake being a foodie.
Drive an Audi
Have well groomed facial hair that looks like you aren't attempting to groom it at all.
Lensless glasses
Drive an Audi
Keep your money in a money clip. Make sure at least a $50 dollar bill is showing, better if it is a $100 dollar bill. Show it often.
Use a credit card to pay for everything.
Drive an Audi

Hamms has only one redeeming quality: the cute cartoon bear

[guido911]

I think one of these places is moving into that new mall over by me (in front of Lifetime Fitness). If you haven't seen this shopping area, it looks pretty good.

[sgrizzle]

The signs are up, so seems a good chance.

And yes, bonus points for better architectural work on that center, but it's set back so far from the road I'm sure something crappier will block it.