Endorsement For Bill LaFortune

[danchangtulsa]

Tulsa Indy Gazetter is the first blog to officially endorse Bill LaFortune for Mayor of Tulsa.  We don't know why he should be re-elected again, except for the fact that we want to scoop the other blogs in predicting the winner.

It would be nice to be the knee for a change, instead of the crotch.

So, we need help.  Please, our kind and generous readers, post your favorite reason why Bill LaFortune should be elected.

UPDATE: 11 JAN 2005--Chief POP's Top Ten Reasons Why Bill Should Be Re-elected.

10.  He is an accomplisher!  In 2002, he promised to be the best Mayor for the Tulsa region.  Mickey Webb, Bixby City Manager, says, "Bill is the best Tulsa Mayor Bixby has ever had."

9.  His weight gain is not that bad.

8.  He's got three great kids, Jacqui, Billy, and ratz-we-forgot-the-other-kid.  Jacqui needs tuition for acting school.

7.  Dr. Kathy LaFortune is HOT!

6.  Chris Medlock is a real pain in the donkey.  

5.  He loves taxes.

4.  With 4 more Bill years, Tulsa might be ready for a real screwball like Paul Tay, Tulsa's favorite pseudo-assassin.

3.  Batesline.com will continue to have fresh Bill **** to work with.

2.  He believes in God.

1.  Kathy Taylor is well-heeled and HOT!  But, she will go over like a lead balloon when she starts talking down at the poor schlubs in North Tulsa.  Do the math.  Bill can't lose. (If he does, we'll send Paul Tay and his New Jewsy friend, Guido Sarducci, to break his legs.  All three of them.