Top Ten Reasons Given For Not Voting For The.....

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Just in... The results of a Poll Conducted in Downtown Tulsa.



Top Ten Reasons given for not Voting for the Incumbent in Tulsa's Mayoral Race.

10. McCorkell has a Kayak..

9. Planet Arena landing in Tulsa and Maurice Kanbar turning out to be none other than Jedi Legend Obeewan Kanobe....

8. Randi Miller found 25 Million Dollars.. We got stuck with a Cabinet..

7. Anyone that can scoff at losing 500 K on a corrupt airline may be able to work as a "Dollar A Year" Mayor..

6. Wanting to see the Headline "Medlock's Gang Declares War On the Gangs in Tulsa."

5. Tay and PJ Lassek taking turns out dressing each other.

4. The Metro Chamber getting their "party money" yanked.

3. Kathy Taylor giving a free rental car to everyone in Tulsa.

2. Clay Bird would look damn good in the Unemployment line. ain't that right.. pardner

1.  No other Candidate has been caught standing on their front lawn in their pajamas at 3 a.m. shouting "GOAL.....GOAL...GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That is my top ten list this evening anyone else have an item to add...?