So, Urban Tulsa has pornography now.

[cannon_fodder]

Umberto's at Harvard and 21st.  Unique, good, cheap.

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

Umberto's at Harvard and 21st.  Unique, good, cheap.

Their garlic knots kick serious donkey.

[jdb]

"Not sure how this relates to nipples." - sgrizzle


Ummmmm, Your gonna git in trouble!

...Anyone posting objectionable material, off-topic messages, spamming members, disrupting the forum or making personal attacks will be banned.

[cannon_fodder]

What does it have to do with nipples you ask!

They are both generally round shaped.  

Both are enjoyed by men.  

Both are fattening to those that seek nourishment from them.  

Most people agree that both pizza and nipples are better without hair.  

Both go great with beer.

If you are willing to pay for it, you can have either delivered.

Both are best when warm.  

I dip everything in ranch.

Everyone has an ideal size for each. Frat boys can not get their fill of either.

Neither should be exposed to the cold for long periods of time.  

On any given night, either pizza or nipples arrive at your door covered up, but if all goes well that situation is quickly remedied.

It's probably not a good idea to put your mouth on either a nipple or a pizza that is presented to you at a bar.

Both are plentiful at any good party.

Neither are very satisfying on the internet.

Good things come in two's (pizza pizza!).

It's very important to ask before you just reach out and grab a piece.

I like both pizza, and nipples.

/better stop now, it just goes downhill from here.

[jdb]

"If you are willing to pay for it, you can have either delivered." -cf

And phone numbers for either can be found in the back of the UTW.

jdb

Sgriz - guess this means you don't have to ban yourself now.

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by jdb

"Not sure how this relates to nipples." - sgrizzle


Ummmmm, Your gonna git in trouble!

...Anyone posting objectionable material, off-topic messages, spamming members, disrupting the forum or making personal attacks will be banned.

It says "nipple" in the first post of the thread.

[jdb]

Indeed the word nipple is in the first post (what's missing is anything about large $12 pizza's), but if that's the criteria needed - a single word - then that would allow a post in this thread concerning buttocks.

Nah, that word conjures an image of Tom Hanks eating ice cream....

Allow me to use the word stripper, also found in the first post, as my sample word: because it reminds me of Shelia - the only stripper I ever dated.

It's difficult dating a stripper. The sights and sounds and smells of a hard working stripper on a stage with a pole are not for the frail, the timid, or in my case, a gun toting Madman with a blatant raging jealous streak.

I didn't start out like that, and in talking with others over the years, neither did they.
But in showing up at a night spot with a stripper, no matter how classy the joint is can be real difficult.

Hey, think I'll look her up...you were already exonerated, anyway.

[Rico]

Has anyone given any thought as to why this Newspaper is easily available in spots that minors might frequent..........

With all of the right wingers on here I would have thought that would have been at the top of the list...

[}:)]