Survivor- Oklahoma

[Conan71]

I don't forward many emails.

This one was pretty hillarious:

OKLAHOMA :
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Oklahoma is
planning to do it's own, entitled: "Survivor - Oklahoma Style".

The contestants will start in Tulsa , travel over to Tahlequah and on
to Muskogee and McAlester . Then they will head to Durant on to
Lawton and Altus . From there they will proceed to Anadarko then up to Alva.
Then back down through Woodward, Enid and all the way down to Oklahoma
City thru El Reno and finally back up to Tulsa .

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Texas license
plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Bob Stoops is gay. I'm a
vegetarian. Biscuits and gravy clog your arteries. The Oklahoma
Sooners suck. Go Longhorns. Beef Jerky is high in cholesterol.
Hillary in 2008. Hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.  Hug an illegal alien.

The first one that makes it back to Tulsa alive - Wins.

Good luck to all contestants!

[cannon_fodder]

dear god, I'd let someone choose any three of those bumper stickers and try to make it back alive.

[Chris]

What's the prize?

[waterboy]

That's funny. Anyone who makes it to Durant...won't make it any farther.

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by waterboy

That's funny. Anyone who makes it to Durant...won't make it any farther.

[}:)]