Spit take of the day

[Townsend]

Yup, shouldn't care but man, that's good times.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20823195/?GT1=10357


The television show Entertainment Tonight was reporting on its Web site Monday that it has several reliable sources who say the FBI and Los Angeles police are investigating legitimate leads of a contract hit on Kevin Federline's life.

According to ET, the sources say the FBI made attempts to contact Britney Spears' ex-husband to inform him of the potential danger.

The sources went on to tell Entertainment Tonight that this is the FBI's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened.

When contacted, the FBI told Entertainment Tonight that "the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation."

[cannon_fodder]

it would be so incredibly funny if Brittney put out a hit on "k-fed"