Have a nice fizzy bottle of... cow pee cola

[sgrizzle]

http://www.kjrh.com/entertainment/weirdnews/story/Group-plans-to-release-soft-drink-made-from-cow/np7kHsHYp0WpdDif05aPfw.cspx

quote:
A Hindu group in India is putting the final touches to a new carbonated soft drink - made from cow urine.

The religious group, which considers cows to be sacred, insists the brew will be tasty, and not taste anything like urine.

The group claims the beverage will help fight several diseases and the urine will be mixed with other products such as aloe vera and gooseberry.

The drink will undergo laboratory tests in the coming months but no release date for the drink has been set.

[Townsend]

I heard about this.  I'm looking forward to it.  I think I'll see if I can have a keg of it installed in my attic so each morning I can shower in it...I've got that kind of hangup.

[grahambino]

only if they feed the cattle plenty of asparagus.

[rwarn17588]

Homer Simpson voice: "Mmmmmmm ... cow pee colllllaaaaa."

[BKDotCom]

They already have this in Japan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis
It's just pronoused cowpis

[tshane250]

Why don't you just drink pond water?  Not only does it contain all natural farm fresh cow urine, it is also chock full of cow feces (and fish feces) plus super green foods from various strains of algae.  Pond water is also a good source of nitrogen and phosphorous from decaying leaves and fertilizer runoff.  And the best part of all you are helping the local economy by buying locally from local farmers.  This stuff should be sold at local farmers markets.