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Barocky Road

Started by RipTout, April 06, 2009, 03:41:30 PM

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RipTout

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In Honor of the 44th President of the United States,   Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate,  and surrounded by  Nuts and Flakes.  The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and  usually denied as  an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.  The Cost is $100. per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in
line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,  with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Aren't you feeling stimulated?

guido911

Better watch out. You might get that big, bad negative karma. 
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Nik