State Rock Song

[Angus]

That's the biggest problem. Most people I've talked to didn't know about the vote. OKHS said Rejects campaigned the most, but Lippies were highly motivated. We just look dumber than ever.
"God $%&#ed up when he made this town. It's full of mental cases. They're all dumb f%$s. People think I believe in God. I hate that f&%king S#!+." -Wayne Coyne,
"Wonderful ambassadors for Oklahoma!" - Brad Henry.
I'm a democrat, but we don't have to step in poo to look progressive.

[Gold]

Tulsatoday has convinving arguments against this selection. Oklahoma had had so much influence on Rock and Roll from the very beginning. Most of us have never heard of these profane atheists who thumb their nose at everything. They won with one third of one percent of the potential vote. Hundreds of songs were nominated, then cut down to 10. Hanson did not make the final ten, even though they much better represent most of us and still chart higher than Lips. Home Sweet Oklahoma should have won.

[custosnox]

That's the biggest problem. Most people I've talked to didn't know about the vote. OKHS said Rejects campaigned the most, but Lippies were highly motivated. We just look dumber than ever.
"God $%&#ed up when he made this town. It's full of mental cases. They're all dumb f%$s. People think I believe in God. I hate that f&%king S#!+." -Wayne Coyne,
"Wonderful ambassadors for Oklahoma!" - Brad Henry.
I'm a democrat, but we don't have to step in poo to look progressive.

I agree that something went wrong in the whole process.  I'm not sure how doing it the way they did (still trying to figure that part out as well) can make it official.

[Townsend]

I agree that something went wrong in the whole process.  I'm not sure how doing it the way they did (still trying to figure that part out as well) can make it official.

Because it's choosing a state rock song.

Look up the state mammal.  It's not a life changing thing for most of us.

It's just something on the books for anyone who cares.

Make a funny face at a dog in front of a cop here in Oklahoma.  Chances are you won't be arrested but officially it's illegal.

[cannon_fodder]

I too care so little about the State Rock Song of Oklahoma I'm not even going to finish this sent

[custosnox]

Because it's choosing a state rock song.

Look up the state mammal.  It's not a life changing thing for most of us.

It's just something on the books for anyone who cares.

Make a funny face at a dog in front of a cop here in Oklahoma.  Chances are you won't be arrested but officially it's illegal.

True, it makes little differance in the grand scheme of things. 

I'm still looking for that funny face law btw

[Townsend]

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oklahoma

There's another one making it illegal to put an animal's hind legs in your boots..."but your honor, I was just showing it my love"

and head's up Mobboss,

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

[custosnox]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oklahoma

There's another one making it illegal to put an animal's hind legs in your boots..."but your honor, I was just showing it my love"

and head's up Mobboss,

I've been over that site many times.  Still see it as a maybe until I see where it's at on the books.  Too often have I seen urban legends passed on as fact lol

[Conan71]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oklahoma

There's another one making it illegal to put an animal's hind legs in your boots..."but your honor, I was just showing it my love"

and head's up Mobboss,

"I did not have sex with that buffalo, Ms. Lewinsky."

[Townsend]

I've been over that site many times.  Still see it as a maybe until I see where it's at on the books.  Too often have I seen urban legends passed on as fact lol

Point taken but our state flower was a fungus for years so it wouldn't surprise me that it's illegal to allow a patron to pretend to have sex with a buffalo in your bar.

[cannon_fodder]

I call BS on the "ugly faces" law.  Like the spitting on sidewalks law, it has an origin of truth but isn't really a state law.  The spitting on sidewalks law referenced in that article is talking about a Tulsa city Ordinance against the same.  Thus, it is a law in the State of Oklahoma but not a State law.  The "ugly faces" law could be in Podunk Oklahoma.

In fact, I checked four of those "laws" to varying degrees and found none to be accurate or actual Oklahoma Laws.


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Also, the whaling law doesn't exist.  But appears in random states odd law lists on many websites...

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Anyone here ever reported ad valorum tax on home furnishings?
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All the references to "buffalo" in Oklahoma statutes is the creation of a Buffalo Soldier Heritage Corridor.

http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/Search.asp?query=buffalo&title=&issueDatebegin=&modifiedafter=&issueDateend=&modifiedbefore=&effectiveDate=&superseded=&CaseNumber=&court=&mandate=&judge=&act=&codetitle=&fuzziness=0&stemming=Yes&maxFiles=25&dbCodeText=&ftdb=STOKST&ftdb=STOKLG&ftdb=STOKCN&ftdb=STOKAG&ftdb=STOKJU&SUBMITTED=true

[Townsend]

Well you've killed a little magic for me today.

Oklahoma isn't as much of the fantasy as it used to be for me now.

[custosnox]

lol I've always had my doubts.  And what is funny is I turned a postcard with all of those on them into a refridgerator magnet.