The War on Medicine Cabinets

[patric]

From the "are you people for real?" department, this is the actual wording of a recent handout:

On April 30, 2011, from 10am-2pm, DEA will coordinate a collaborative effort with state and local law enforcement agencies focused on removing potentially dangerous controlled substances from our nation's medicine cabinets.  A national take-back day will provide a unified opportunity for the public to surrender expired, unwanted, or unused pharmaceutical controlled substances and other medications to law enforcement officers for destruction. 

So if your the household drug warlord keeping your operation (medicine cabinet) from falling into the hands of the Zetas or whoever, now's the time to come out with your hands up and beg for amnesty.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Dateline Claremore!  If you go into WalMart and buy pseudefed for something like allergies - they WILL call the Claremore cops.  The cops will come and take you out of your car.  Put you in handcuffs.  Then tear apart your car "looking for contraband".  And then, when they find nothing, and after 45 minutes realize that all that sneezing, coughing, and leaking around the nose is related to allergy season, they will continue to be the way they just naturally are.  But eventually let you go.

Real class act.  Wally just ain't the same since Sam died.  I'm betting it is actually more related to Rogers County - Claremore.