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Started by Ed W, November 08, 2011, 10:01:03 PM

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Ed W

CLEVELAND (AP) — An Election Day poll worker tried to bite off a voter's nose during an argument over a campaign sign Tuesday afternoon, police and the elections board said.

...The police incident report, which omitted the suspect's name because he hadn't been charged, said Flanagan tried to intervene in an escalating argument about whether a campaign sign was too close to the polling place in violation of election rules.

"Measure the distance if you are concerned, and don't be an @$$ ," Flanagan said, according to the police report.

"What did you say?" the election worker asked, and Flanagan repeated the substance of his comment, the police report said.

"This is when the named suspect grabbed the victim around the neck, head butted him in between the eyes, then pulled his head close to him and tried to bite his nose off," the police report said.


You can't make this stuff up!  But the Lord knows, I've tried.

Ed

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