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Yes, Even Wal-Mart Has Its Standards

Started by guido911, July 29, 2011, 05:34:20 PM

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Ed W

WalM@rt has a dress code?  Have any of you been in a WalM@rt late at night?  If you want proof that the aliens-from-outer-space have landed and are living among us, just visit one of those stores at 3AM. The customers are aliens. The cashiers are aliens. Even the weird guy all alone in the lingerie aisle is an alien.

Here's the ultimate proof.  The aliens-from-outer-space routinely abduct people from Arkansas and subject them to the dreaded a### probe. WalM@rt is based in Arkansas and WalM@rt is a pain-in-the-a$$, too.  The connection is obvious.
Ed

May you live in interesting times.

guido911

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Hoss

Quote from: guido911 on July 29, 2011, 06:29:54 PM
Here ya go Ed. Proof of aliens at Walmart.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos

That site gives me a chuckle almost daily.

At least Oklahoma doesn't lead the list of locations in their picture logs.  I bet we're close though.


Hoss


custosnox

Quote from: Hoss on July 31, 2011, 11:49:41 AM
doesn't make me feel so bad, given that we have 24 pages of phots, and Florida?  66
yeah, but among those photos are things like a guy on a horse. I mean, come on, everyone already thinks we are nothing but cowboys and indians playing shoot em up. At least now they think that, but we are advanced enough to have a wal-mart.

guido911

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

TheArtist

  And people are afraid to go downtown?  Seriously  ::) 
"When you only have two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other."-Chinese proverb. "Arts a staple. Like bread or wine or a warm coat in winter. Those who think it is a luxury have only a fragment of a mind. Mans spirit grows hungry for art in the same way h