Higgs Boson Found!

[Ed W]

"Hey!  That's my Higg's boson!  I had it in my trouser pocket and it fell out.  I'd appreciate it if they returned it as soon as possible...no questions asked."

"...and in other news Higg's Boson has been found after a years-long search.  His wife, Emily Boson, had him declared dead five years ago and she has since remarried...."

"Captain Higg's boson turned up in a cheap hotel in Tiajuana.  He refuses to give any information on the whereabouts of Higg, who is facing charges of public intoxication and mopery related to his service in the Arizona naval reserve..."

Other than those, I got nothin'.

[Ibanez]

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church and sits down. A short while later the priest walks over and says "We don't allow your kind to worship here."

The Higgs Boson replies "Then how do you have mass?"

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[Ed W]

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church and sits down. A short while later the priest walks over and says "We don't allow your kind to worship here."

The Higgs Boson replies "Then how do you have mass?"

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I love it!  That's a perfect geek joke.