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Started by Gaspar, January 16, 2013, 01:31:57 PM

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Gaspar

January 16, 2013, 01:31:57 PM
Posted on FaceBook  LOL! http://www.facebook.com/rogerscountysheriffsoffice?ref=stream

Heiron is that yours?

LOST & FOUND

Rogers County Sheriff's Office is looking for the owner of a large bag of marijuana that was found on a dead end road in the Oologah area.

If this is yours or know who it belongs to come by the Sheriff's Office and meet with one of courteous deputies that will be more than happy to talk to you.

The owner can expect to be whisked away to a luxury suite with all the amenities that one can expect from a 5 star holding facility. Do not worry about packing a bag since we provide the finest Egyptian cotton garments in a lovely shade of orange.

You will also be greeted by other like-minded individuals that will make your stay as pleasant as possible while you wait to meet with one of our distinguished judges.

Sincerely,
Rogers County Sheriff's Office
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Conan71

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January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
That's awesome!  Walton has always had a pretty good sense of humor.
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DolfanBob

#2
January 16, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Looks like a bag of weeds. Literally. Pretty funny joke for the former TPD Officer to post.
Changing opinions one mistake at a time.

Gaspar

#3
January 16, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
A couple things from that photo.

1. It's January, so that was not grown outside.
2. Closer inspection reveals that those are immature male plants (flowers instead of bud tips), so they were discarded intentionally.

Somewhere there is a trailer in full production.
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Conan71

#4
January 16, 2013, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on January 16, 2013, 04:06:20 PM


Somewhere there is a trailer in full production.

Sssshhhhh!!!!

I don't want to have to move my...

Wait, you aren't taping this are you?
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Gaspar

#5
January 16, 2013, 04:29:03 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on January 16, 2013, 04:21:12 PM
Sssshhhhh!!!!

I don't want to have to move my...

Wait, you aren't taping this are you?

No, it's the internet.  Completely private.
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

patric

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January 16, 2013, 07:20:49 PM Last Edit: January 16, 2013, 07:22:33 PM by patric
Quote from: Conan71 on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
That's awesome!  Walton has always had a pretty good sense of humor.

No, just an attention junkie who admitted he borrowed the idea...
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/05/17/man-goes-to-police-station-to-pick-up-bag-of-drugs/
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sgrizzle

#7
January 17, 2013, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on January 16, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
A couple things from that photo.

1. It's January, so that was not grown outside.
2. Closer inspection reveals that those are immature male plants (flowers instead of bud tips), so they were discarded intentionally.

Somewhere there is a trailer in full production.

Now I know why you're constantly posting about food.

tulsascoot

#8
January 17, 2013, 10:50:39 PM
That is not Marijuana, it is hemp. Nobody would smoke that.
 
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