Haiku for fishing

[RecycleMichael]

In homage to the Bassmaster Fishing tournament coming to Tulsa.

Bassmaster Classic
At the BokCenter
Do not eat the bait.

[Ed W]

The wise man knows that
Fishermen need no poetry.
Their nets full of lies.

(Personally, I prefer fishing for trout with dry lies rather than wet lies, but I'm a purist that way.  And unlike other fishermen, I've never lied about it.  Not once.  Trust me.)

[Conan71]

I love sushi.

Bait is cheap sushi.

[Teatownclown]

Catching the bass
from the lake of Cherokee
tetanus 

[RecycleMichael]

Don't dangle pizza
A big hook and cheesy slice
Yikes that hurts my cheek.

[Ed W]

Always appropriate to any fish-related discussion:

[rebound]

An homage to Robert Earl Keen:

Up before the sun
See a ripple, hear a splash
It's a five pound bass