Why is Paul Tay funnier than you?

[deinstein]

And why are you jealous he will soon be a national icon?

The guy had some material that was pure gold this weekend...

1. "Hey, all you charity event organizers, do you need a token black person who can bite a really mean Shani Davis in the @$$ for your next wingdig? Check out the new managing editor of Xposure Magazine. She's kewl, hip, and REPUBLICAN! She's got the trophy wife thing goin' on. Would make some rich white guy from Maple Ridge proud. She has not a clue about 1 June 1921 and could probably care less if she did. And, she can bite yer guests' @$$ with class, sharp wit, and aplomb."

2. "They knew they were dealing with a First Amendment issue. They HAD to stop me. You can't have a mad chinaman with a big XXXX trapizing all over town at will. And, raging grannies calling at all hours playing Lorena Bobbit. The hit was uncompromising, unfliching. Somebody higher in the food chain HAD to OK the hit."