How To Deal With A Hypocrit

[TulsaDavid]

This police officer should win the ingenuity award.

A driver slowed down and stopped at a yellow light turning red. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on the car window. A police officer was standing there and ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. He escorted the woman back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

The arresting officer said apologetically: "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake, mam. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me To Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."