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Taxes, Taxes & More Taxes

Started by Wilbur, April 30, 2006, 07:12:39 AM

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Wilbur

From the blog Tulsa Topics:

Taxes

I receive a *LOT* of email jokes and funnies on a daily basis. This particular email, that I've posted below, was the type that you had to laugh at to keep from crying. I'm sure there is probably umpteen more taxes that could be added to this list. Feel free to add to this list via commenting on this post. The one that I've added to the list is emphasized.

   Accounts Receivable Tax
   Building Permit Tax
   Capital Gains Tax
   CDL license Tax
   Cigarette Tax
   Corporate Income Tax
   Dog License Tax
   Federal Income Tax
   Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
   Fishing License Tax
   Food License Tax
   Fuel permit tax
   Gasoline Tax
   Hunting License Tax
   Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
   Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
   IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
   Liquor Tax
   Local Income Tax
   Luxury Taxes
   Marriage License Tax
   Medicare Tax
   Property Tax
   Real Estate Tax
   Septic Permit Tax
   Service Charge Taxes
   Social Security Tax
   Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
   Sales Taxes
   Recreational Vehicle Tax
   Road Toll Booth Taxes
   School Tax
   State Income Tax
   State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
   Telephone federal excise tax
   Telephone federal universal service fee tax
   Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
   Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
   Telephone recurring and nonrecurring charges tax
   Telephone state and local tax
   Telephone usage charge tax
   Toll Bridge Taxes
   Toll Tunnel Taxes
   Trailer Registration Tax
   Utility Taxes
   Vehicle License Registration Tax
   Vehicle Sales Tax
   Vision 2025 Sales Tax
   Watercraft Registration Tax
   Well Permit Tax
   Workers Compensation Tax

   Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and only one parent had to work to support the family.

   What the heck happened???


How many more can you add?