My Favorite Street Corner Beggar

[waterboy]

As I exited the SS expway I saw a pony-tailed native American holding a sign and trying to make eye-contact. Most of the signs are designed to elicit at the very least guilt but this guy's sign was perfect. As I pulled closer my sour face read his sign and we both laughed...

"Won't lie. I need a beer!"

I didn't help him but I bet someone did.[]