Bionic finger

[jdb]

Kinda like being "stuck at home".

Had a sharp instrument type accident which required going to hospital. 5:15 hours worth.

Took 15 minutes to get the stitches.

Seems the math works out to an hour wait per stitch.

Good news is my burger picker (index), on my other hand, although rusty, has been serving me well for the last several hours.

Better news is when the old faithful digit is healed it will be able to type 300 words a second, lift small cars 4' in the air, and point out 876 of other peoples mistakes in .0209 of a nano-second.

Had to opt out on the special sound effect - due to heavy gambling losses - but just found a shareware site offering the MP3 file.

This post took 2 hours, 9 minutes, and a fair amount of booze. jdb

reason for post:

"A good (deep) cut can still be stitched up about 16 hours after the event." - DR. Ann