Road Kill of the Day

[1099paralegal]

A Sapulpa teen is dead following a weekend accident in Creek County.  

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says the driver lost control on some gravel while going around a curve on Shortcut Road.  

OHP troopers say the vehicle hit a ditch, flipping it over.  

A passenger, 16-year-old Shae Simon was partially thrown from the vehicle.  She died at the scene.  The driver was not seriously hurt.  

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

If you are trying to prove that automobiles have fatality accidents, congratulations.   But I don't think that was a point of contention.

Next up, Paul proves that the sky is blue and that Oklahoma has thunderstorms in early summer.

All you have to do post KILLER bicycle crashes.  And, I'll stop posting KILLER motor vehicle crashes.  Problem SOLVED.

[Gold]

I'm sure the families of the victims are quite happy you are using these stories in order to be a jackass on the interwebs.

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by Gold

I'm sure the families of the victims are quite happy you are using these stories in order to be a jackass on the interwebs.

Go Ahead.  MAKE my DAY.  Post KILLER bicycle crash stories.  Just ONE. In Oklahoma.  Go ahead.  Show me ONE killer bicyclist who ran over and KILL one motorist.  Go ahead.  MAKE my DAY.

And, I'll stop posting KILLER motor vehicle crash stories.

According to OHSO, 2 die EVERY day on Oklahoma roadways because of motor vehicles.  

According to AAA, 43,000 die EVERY year, year-in, year-out, on American streets.  10 times more than the number of road kills on Iraqi streets in the last FIVE years.  And, you guys are grousing about some village IDIOT on a bike on the Broken Arrow Expressway.

Gimme a friggin' BREAK.

[cannon_fodder]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ok.gov%2Fhealth%2Fdocuments%2FBicycle_TBIs_1992-99.pdf&ei=PGBJSO7VOJTopgSL0I21BA&usg=AFQjCNE8OGVSHm8YbQrmCb5gyIkISc-dFA&sig2=2g8A8BI1L7BGryUmM9xBIw

State report on traumatic brain injury in the State of Oklahoma from 1992 - 1999.  There were 541 traumatic brain injuries during that period in Oklahoma.  35 were fatal.  

So there are an average of 5 per year.  Luckily there were none in Tulsa in recent memory.  I don't want to have to hope for one in the hopes of you shutting up.

[iplaw]

This thread should be Golden Vinnie's "Lock of the Week"...

Moderator activity in 3...2...1...

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

This thread should be Golden Vinnie's "Lock of the Week"...

Moderator activity in 3...2...1...

Yes.  Mod, PLEASE stop the CARNAGE on the roadways.  LOCK this thread!

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

So there are an average of 5 per year.  Luckily there were none in Tulsa in recent memory.  I don't want to have to hope for one in the hopes of you shutting up.

Go Ahead.  MAKE my DAY.

[1099paralegal]

A Henryetta man died Thursday night, hours after he crashed his car in Okmulgee County.

Justin Reid Crayk, 24, lost control of his car on a gravel road near Henryetta about 5:45 p.m., according to an Oklahoma Highway Patrol accident report.

Crayk was ejected about 30 feet when his Chevrolet Cobalt left the road to the right, hit a tree and caught fire, troopers reported. He was taken to Tulsa's St. Francis Hospital, where he was pronounced dead about 8:45 p.m.

[iplaw]

[iplaw]

[iplaw]

[iplaw]

You want carnage?  There you go.  I'd rather be killed in a head on collision than look at those photos ever again.  Bikers don't kill...bull crap.  I'll never get my appetite back.

[1099paralegal]

Mod, STOP the CARNAGE!

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw
I'll never get my appetite back.

Oh, fo' shure.  Dad'll Do It!

Good grief, IP.  People are dying on Oklahoma roadways NOW, because of motor vehicles.  By 31 December, there will be 700-720 OKLAHOMANS, your friends and neighbors, six feet UNDER.  And, all you can come up with are nekkid pics of Biker Fox.  

I can't EVEN stomach watching yet ANOTHER car commercial with a skinny cute blonde.

Doesn't the CARNAGE make you EVEN one iota bit DISGUSTED?  Where is your sense of HUMANITY, genius?