Cop Killer on the Loose

[1099paralegal]

How to Kill Cops, WITHOUT Really Getting BUSTED:  Dad'll Do It!

Another wild-n-crazy, RECKLESS, motorist going WAY too fast.

[iplaw]

Anyone want to wager on how many more of these threads Tay is going to get to post before they ban him again?  This is the third killer motorist thread he's posted in the last two days.

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

Anyone want to wager on how many more of these threads Tay is going to get to post before they ban him again?  This is the third killer motorist thread he's posted in the last two days.

Fight back by posting KILLER bicyclists threads.  Problem SOLVED.[]

[Townsend]

Glover's friend was not at fault.

Seriously, why is this jackass still able to post?

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

Glover's friend was not at fault.

Seriously, why is this jackass still able to post?

To do THAT kind of DAMAGE, the dually was speeding PRIOR to impact.  Speed limit on that stretch is 45.

Will the REAL driver please stand up?  And, it's was NOT the "friend."

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by 1099paralegal

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

Glover's friend was not at fault.

Seriously, why is this jackass still able to post?

To do THAT kind of DAMAGE, the dually was speeding PRIOR to impact.  Speed limit on that stretch is 45.

Will the REAL driver please stand up?  And, it's was NOT the "friend."

You anus, what's the point of your post?

[Townsend]

Seriously Tay, you've been affable the times we've met.  

The Mayor candidate's debate and your constant "refer to my blog" answers made me question your ability for cognisant thought.  

Now reading your multiple posts of dumbass repetitive answers I realize you're not worth the time.

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

You anus, what's the point of your post?

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by 1099paralegal

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

You anus, what's the point of your post?

Don't bring your mother into this.

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend
Don't bring your mother into this.

Oops.  My BAD.  I really should bring in your mother.

[Townsend]

Try harder Homer.

You're nothing.  A person screaming for attention because of your absence of friends.

I'm guessing you talk about the tv people like they're your buddies.

Stay way to the right please.  Every normal, friendly, caring person knows to get out of the way just to be a gentleman.

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

Try harder Homer.

You're nothing.  A person screaming for attention because of your absence of friends.

I'm guessing you talk about the tv people like they're your buddies.

Stay way to the right please.  Every normal, friendly, caring person knows to get out of the way just to be a gentleman.

EVERYBODY, all TOGETHER, now, SING It!:

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

/ C A7 / Dm7 G7 / C A7 / Dm7 G7 /

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

/ F A7 Dm Cdim7 / C Dm7 Cdim7 G7 /

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together we might as well say
Would you be mine, could you be mine
Won't you be my neighbor
Won't you please, won't you please
Please won't you be my neighbor

[1099paralegal]

Townsend, if you have new CONTRADICTORY information on the cop KILLING cute blonde, BRING it.  Credible sources placed the cop killer at the scene, driving a dually WAY too fast for conditions.

I got a whole LOTTA people who hit the remote whenever cutie pie shows up on the telly.

[TUalum0982]

How is your community service coming along? have you completed any of the 99 hrs yet? if not, maybe you could be spending your time more efficiently by taking care of obligations to society instead of bsing on these boards??  Why did your wife divorce you? Not that I can blame her, just trying to get to know the people on the boards a little bit better, you understand, right?

[1099paralegal]

quote:Originally posted by TUalum0982

How is your community service coming along? have you completed any of the 99 hrs yet? if not, maybe you could be spending your time more efficiently by taking care of obligations to society instead of bsing on these boards??  Why did your wife divorce you? Not that I can blame her, just trying to get to know the people on the boards a little bit better, you understand, right?

EVERYBODY, all together, now, SING it!

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[chorus]:

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[Chorus]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.

[Chorus]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[Chorus]

MASH
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[Chorus]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be'
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.