Olympics Re-Cap

[Conan71]

(forwarded to me via email, I'm not sure who compiled this originally to give credit where it's due)

If you guys have watched the Olympics, you may have caught a few of
these....


Comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Olympics that
they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator:
This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator:
This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since
I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst:
Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none
of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer:
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again.

6. Basketball analyst:
He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can
see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator:
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field.

9. Tennis commentator:
One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final
round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what
have I just said?

[Townsend]

Sorry Conan, that email's been going around for years.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp