Cindy's Terrible Hair

[Hometown]

Did you see Ms. McCain last night?  Never has such a beautiful women been so badly served by a hair stylist.  Here's a word to the wise, Cindy.  Dial up Nancy and ask her for her dresser's number.

Now the blue suit was to die for.  But your hair looked like you had personally found what remained of Gustav and got caught in one heck of a breeze.

Don't get me wrong, her coif is usually passable but I guess she's made an extra effort for prime time and it really hasn't worked out.

[FOTD]

She appeared close to a break down or having remission relapse. Whatever, the controllers may have dumbed her down so she didn't look like the mega rich b$tch drug addict she really is......

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Did you see Ms. McCain last night?  Never has such a beautiful women been so badly served by a hair stylist.  Here's a word to the wise, Cindy.  Dial up Nancy and ask her for her dresser's number.

Now the blue suit was to die for.  But your hair looked like you had personally found what remained of Gustav and got caught in one heck of a breeze.

Don't get me wrong, her coif is usually passable but I guess she's made an extra effort for prime time and it really hasn't worked out.

This is definitely an Issues campaign.

Hair could be a major issue.

Sinator Joe Biden had hair implants to cover his shiny dome.

Unfortunately, the only suitable transplant material of a similar color came from matching his pubic hair.

If you don't believe me, just ask him to drop his trousers to show he's still covered.

While you're at it, ask him to show you if he still has a pair.  

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[Hometown]

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]

[FOTD]

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

It doesn't take a weatherman to see the symptons of abuse.

But you rethugs want her badly to be first lady because gawd forbid Michele and her homies get in there.....

[Hometown]

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Bear

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]

Entirely possible.  I could also see a doctor prescribing something for her nerves.

Yes, you are right.  Stressful situation.  I would fall apart after first making a complete mess of everything.

But people like that touch of humanity.  Human frailty is charming.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Bear

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]

Entirely possible.  I could also see a doctor prescribing something for her nerves.

Yes, you are right.  Stressful situation.  I would fall apart after first making a complete mess of everything.

But people like that touch of humanity.  Human frailty is charming.

Agreed.  Showing yourself to be an inept fool in front of 40,000,000 viewers would be a humbling experience.

Least she didn't choke.....

Did you realize she suffered a stroke a few years ago?

That may have affected her speech.

Maybe you should say you're sorry for picking on a stroke victim.  

That goes Double for FOTD......

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[Hometown]

Maybe you should apologize to humanity for your greed and what you've done to the rest of us to satisfy it.

[FOTD]

The devil did not pick on a stroke victim. A homewrecker, spoiled brat, painkiller doctor shopping lawbreaking addict? Yes.

[RecycleMichael]

Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.

[FOTD]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.

Someone get two pics of her....one from the first night and the second from the last night. Compare the two. Cindy McCain makes Pat Nixon look like Elaenor Roosevelt.

Maybe she had a cold, flu, virus, too many Buds (Budweisers), etc.

She won't be my family values first lady choice.[]

[tim huntzinger]

Cindy looked and sounded 1000% better than Fallin did.  She was AWE-FULL.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.

Think you slipped a digit.  3-carat:  $28K, not $280K.  

You mean you haven't bought your wife any diamonds?  Women loves diamonds.  

What's yours like:  

Bologna?

Just blame it on Cindy's parents for being born RICH.

Blame it on her genes for being born blond and beautiful.

Blame it on luck for being married to the next President of the U.S.

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[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by Hometown

Maybe you should apologize to humanity for your greed and what you've done to the rest of us to satisfy it.

GREED?  

What Greed?

I've been generous to a fault with sharing with those fellow Forum posters or lurkers all manner of useful insights into the operations of the Banana Republic of Tulsa, and the Lorton's World dear feind Barack Hussein Obama.

Remember?

Maybe you and FOTD should ask your respective parents, assuming you actually know who they are, why they didn't give you a CONSCIENCE?

Comes in handy for the rest of society......but you're as unlikely to grow a CONSCIENCE as Joe Biden is to re-grow his own hair.