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Started by Gaspar, January 26, 2009, 12:36:53 PM

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Gaspar

#195
June 15, 2010, 02:42:35 PM
Quote from: Hoss on June 15, 2010, 02:13:50 PM
What about the non-electrical-conducting Terminator Jesus????

The Terminator Jesus Responsible Afford-ability Delivery Act of 2010
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Townsend

#196
June 15, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 15, 2010, 02:42:35 PM
The Terminator Jesus Responsible Afford-ability Delivery Act of 2010

Passes with flying colors.

Hoss

#197
June 15, 2010, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: Townsend on June 15, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Passes with flying colors.

It's my own Personal Terminator Jesus.


OK, sorry for the thread hijack...back on topic now.

Gaspar

#198
June 15, 2010, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: Hoss on June 15, 2010, 03:20:20 PM
It's my own Personal Terminator Jesus.


OK, sorry for the thread hijack...back on topic now.

Someone to hear your prayers, someone who scares!
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Conan71

#199
June 15, 2010, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: Hoss on June 15, 2010, 03:20:20 PM
It's my own Personal Terminator Jesus.


OK, sorry for the thread hijack...back on topic now.

Hmmm, I see a re-edit of Talledega Nights coming:



"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Hoss

#200
June 15, 2010, 03:37:07 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on June 15, 2010, 03:34:23 PM
Hmmm, I see a re-edit of Talledega Nights coming:





That is number deux on my list of alltime favorite funny scenes in a movie.  Those kids were killing me!

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!".
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey".

Dammit, there I go again with the drift...

Conan71

#201
June 15, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Well since we drifted this far, might as well tell us what numero uno is...
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Hoss

#202
June 15, 2010, 04:10:03 PM Last Edit: June 15, 2010, 04:14:53 PM by Hoss
Quote from: Conan71 on June 15, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Well since we drifted this far, might as well tell us what numero uno is...

How about this, from Porky's?  Does this ring any bells?



I've watched this scene maybe a hundred times and I still laugh uncontrollably.  Not at the blue language, but the genuine reaction from the teachers/coaches in the back.  The old guy kills me at the end.  He tries to bite his hand to keep from laughing.

The full scene can be viewed here:  http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi4153737241/

WARNING: NSFW for sure..if you have headphones, USE THEM!

Edit:  OK, not the full scene; they cut off the last where the coach is giving his suggestions about bringing in a sketch artist.  Here's the youtube version

Conan71

#203
June 15, 2010, 04:15:13 PM
Yup, great scene, they had to have just rolled with that one, you cannot fake laughter like that.  Another memorable laugh fest like that would be David Spade and Christina Applegate trying to control themselves when Chris Farley was doing his Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker character on SNL.

Sorry guys

/drift
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

guido911

#204
June 25, 2010, 03:42:45 PM
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Gaspar

#205
June 25, 2010, 03:52:28 PM
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.
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