He'd Kill His Son to Secede

[FOTD]

This guy has some serious issues.

http://rawstory.com/08/blog/2009/04/30/candidate-for-georgia-governorship-says-hed-kill-his-own-son-to-secede/#tab=home&url=home.php

Candidate for Georgia governorship says he'd kill his own son to secede

"A longshot Georgia candidate for governor who's already admitted having sex with a mule before finding God says he's ready to sacrifice his own son in an effort to get his state to secede from the union.

Neal Horsley made national headlines when he posted the names, phone numbers and addresses of abortion doctors online. His "Nuremberg Files" website also crossed off the names of doctors as they were killed"

[OpenYourEyesTulsa]

LOL.  That guy is giving a bad name to all the secessionists.

[Conan71]

How do you find this stuff???

Some guy named Horsely who had sex with a mule???

Do you cruise around Googling terms like secession mule f***ers?

[Gaspar]

How do you find this stuff???

Some guy named Horsely who had sex with a mule???

Do you cruise around Googling terms like secession mule f***ers?

I think he has mule f***ers? programmed into his news aggregator, that's why sites like Huffington, KOS and Think-progress keep comming up. 
Soros uses that phrase as Meta Data on his sites.

[Conan71]

I thought there would have to be an auto-edit for f***ers on TN, there is not.  You cannot imagine how quickly I hit the edit button.

[FOTD]

Truthtellers are watchdogs....

[Conan71]

Truthtellers are watchdogs....

Somewhere in the world right now, some truth-teller is bucking his watchdog, just like mule boy.

[USRufnex]

"A longshot Georgia candidate for governor who's already admitted having sex with a mule before finding God says he's ready to sacrifice his own son in an effort to get his state to secede from the union.

"You stay here with the mule while I take my son with me to go worship God," Neil said to his servants.

And yea, newly elected Georgia Governor Neil Horsely takes his son to Stone Mountain....

    Carefully he placed one rock on top of another until the job was done. After that, he placed the wood, which his son had carried, on top of the altar. Then, after looking around one last time, he had to do the very hardest thing he had ever done in his whole life.

    He gave his son one last, long hug, and, with tears in his eyes, he tied him up and placed him on the altar.  Governor Horsely, as a loving father and post-Bush administration secessionist, didn't want to do it, but they both knew they had to obey God, so there was no struggle between them.

        The Governor of Georgia picked up his knife. . . .

        He raised it high in the air above his head. . . .

            Just as he was getting ready to kill his own son, he heard the voice of the angel of the Lord cry out from heaven:

                "NEIL . . . NEIL!"

        "I am here," Neil replied.

            "DON'T KILL YOUR SON! DON'T HURT HIM! For now I know that you fear God. You love Him more than anything else, even more than your own son.  You, Neil, are blessed among secessionists."

    Then Neil looked up, and there -- right in front of him -- was a secular humanist homosexual and an abortion doctor caught in the thick bushes.

Thus ends today's reading....

[USRufnex]

Somewhere in the world right now, some truth-teller is frakking his watchdog, just like mule boy.

Even funnier that wiki has room for this....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenlover

Word eventually spreads that a pervert is having sex with chickens in town. When Officer Barbrady starts the investigation, he is confronted with his illiteracy (proclaiming "I'm illegitimate").

.........The molester is finally caught in the petting zoo wearing a mask of Richard Nixon, and turns out to be the Book Mobile driver. He plotted this all along to encourage Barbrady to learn to read. He gives Barbrady a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Cartman then begins clubbing the man in the legs, to which Officer Barbrady steps in and takes his club, telling him that "this isn't the way to uphold the law" and that he has to hit him in the head to make him go down quicker, giving a demonstration that kills the man (moments later, his legs are seen on the side of the screen in a small pool of blood). Barbrady tells the children he will "get in the bathtub, and then curl up with a good book", after which the Barnaby Jones theme tune plays as Barbrady gives the children the thumbs up. He remains, seemingly unable to move, in this position as the children walk away. The town holds a parade for Barbrady, and when he is asked to give a speech, he tells how Atlas Shrugged convinces him that reading "totally sucks donkey."

[cannon_fodder]

Really though guys, without finding God, we'd all be having sex with mules.  And what's worse, if we allows them gays to get married pretty soon people will be marrying mules.  When people can marry mules, God will be pissed.  He took one of your ribs and made vaginas so we didn't have to have sex with mules.

Which is why I'm against internal combustion engines.

[RecycleMichael]

Wikipedia says about a mule...

"The mule possesses the sobriety, patience, endurance and sure-footedness of the donkey, and the vigour, strength and courage of the horse. Operators of working animals generally find mules preferable to horses: mules show less impatience under the pressure of heavy weights, and their skin, harder and less sensitive than that of horses, renders them more capable of resisting sun and rain.

They are also capable of striking out with any of their hooves in any direction, even sideways if needed.Mules exhibit a higher cognitive intelligence than their parent species - horses and donkeys. Mules are highly intelligent. They tend to be curious by nature. A mule generally will not let the rider put it in harm's way."

All this and a reputation for being stubborn...

Mules do sound a lot like wives.

[rwarn17588]

Ahhh, secession in the United States.

God knows why any state would want to do that. We all know how well that turned out the last time it happened.

[OpenYourEyesTulsa]

1/3rd of Georgia Republicans approve of secession:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/05/poll-one-third-of-georgia-republicans-approve-of-secession.php

[Gaspar]

Wikipedia says about a mule...

"The mule possesses the sobriety, patience, endurance and sure-footedness of the donkey, and the vigour, strength and courage of the horse. Operators of working animals generally find mules preferable to horses: mules show less impatience under the pressure of heavy weights, and their skin, harder and less sensitive than that of horses, renders them more capable of resisting sun and rain.

They are also capable of striking out with any of their hooves in any direction, even sideways if needed.Mules exhibit a higher cognitive intelligence than their parent species - horses and donkeys. Mules are highly intelligent. They tend to be curious by nature. A mule generally will not let the rider put it in harm's way."

All this and a reputation for being stubborn...

Mules do sound a lot like wives.

No, mules are quiet.

[Townsend]

No, mules are quiet.

Well they do bray loudly and pull away if you grab 'em by the ears...