Happy Cinco de Cuatro Everybody

[guido911]

Three words:  My pet goat.   

One word:  "Nittaly" Lions.

[FOTD]

Dear Dooshnozzle,

No one is sterotyping Obama. His buffonery is becoming legendary.

Your welcome.

It's "you're"....as in "you're a joke".....

[Hoss]

Dear Dooshnozzle,

No one is sterotyping Obama. His buffonery is becoming legendary.

Your welcome.

Fail.

[Townsend]

well stereo has two e's.

and technically it's not spelled "doosh"

I will use the term often though.

[Conan71]

well stereo has two e's.

and technically it's not spelled "doosh"

I will use the term often though.

One of the few ways to get d o u c h e through the auto sensor.  I don't see what the big deal is with that word...sheesh.

[Townsend]

One of the few ways to get d o u c h e through the auto sensor.  I don't see what the big deal is with that word...sheesh.

Most likely it would be used as a derogatory name or adjective more often than the feminine product so we say doosh

[guido911]

One of the few ways to get d o u c h e through the auto sensor.  I don't see what the big deal is with that word...sheesh.

Me neither. "Dude"nozzle just does not do justice to USRUF.

[USRufnex]

Off topic.

Off topic?

If you would have implied George H. W. Bush was a dummy because of mis-statements he made, the charge wouldn't stick... liberals tried the same tactics against Reagan that conservatives like Full Retard Guido are trying against Obama.... George W. Bush wasn't even the smartest of the Bush bros, that honor would go to Jeb......

George W., on the other hand....

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

"So what?" –President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008

Republicans need to re-invent themselves, and there will be plenty of chances to do so in the next 2 or 4 or 6 years....

If Republicans had chosen McCain in 2000, I wouldn't have had to resort to voting for that "dangerous at any speed" dude as protest after 8 years of Clinton triangulation fatigue...

Ronald Reagan certainly had his share of "hems and haws"......

Reagan - Mondale debate terrorism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm8vhk5RJss

Compare above clip to the rhetoric and tortured neo-con logic of George W. Bush, rinse, repeat.

[guido911]

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)

"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified (Watch video clip)

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

"Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers (Watch video clip)

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon (Watch video clip)

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

"Nitaly" Lions

Oh, and "Cinco de Cuatro"


...And Obama has been on the scene for only 1.5 years.

[Cats Cats Cats]

You guys skipped over all the good Bushisms.  Such as... Put all your social security money and health insurance (HSA) money in the stock market.  It will be great!

[we vs us]

You guys skipped over all the good Bushisms.  Such as... Put all your social security money and health insurance (HSA) money in the stock market.  It will be great!

Huzzah!  Actual criticism with substance! +1 karma thingy!

[USRufnex]

The best way to get Obama re-elected is to equate his intellect with that of George W. Bush...

Good luck with your mindless, petty politics of personal destruction...

"Spread the Wealth" ?
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6031110

YES WE CAN!