10 Commandments to go on State Capitol

[patric]

Local boy goes nuts. He was first reported from Roland. It's since been updated that he is from right here in Bixby. Urinating, fighting, spitting, destroying. He is quite the fine example of Green Country madness. Spark on Spartan!

http://www.tulsaworld.com/staff/bixby-man-accused-of-destroying-ten-commandments-monument-also-jailed/article_5cdbabbb-623f-5023-a6ad-cf6e4c02053e.html

So how did he drive his car up some stairs and across the lawn, stop at the monument, get out and pee on it, get back in and drive over it, in front of at least one video camera, and no one notice?

[Townsend]

So how did he drive his car up some stairs and across the lawn, stop at the monument, get out and pee on it, get back in and drive over it, in front of at least one video camera, and no one notice?

Everyone's used to Sally Kern doing the same thing.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Everyone's used to Sally Kern doing the same thing.

I haven't seen a picture of Sally for a while....do you mean she now looks like this guy, since no one could tell the difference on the security video?   Wouldn't surprise me....

[Townsend]

and it's fixed

[cannon_fodder]

SB14, introduced on Monday, is The  Bill of Rights Monument Placement Act. 

But we have a moratorium on new monuments.  Other than a new Ten Commandments Monument. And the Bill of Rights Monument.

What's that Hindus?  No, no.  We still have a moratorium on on your ridiculous little thing.

[patric]

SB14, introduced on Monday, is The  Bill of Rights Monument Placement Act. 

But we have a moratorium on new monuments.  Other than a new Ten Commandments Monument. And the Bill of Rights Monument.

What's that Hindus?  No, no.  We still have a moratorium on on your ridiculous little thing.

Workers began installing the new monument at Capitol on Thursday morning.
"No state workers are involved," said John Estus, a spokesman for the Office of Management and Enterprise Services. "We were informed they would install it today."
http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/capitol_report/ten-commandments-monument-reinstalled-on-capitol-grounds/article_ba8aff63-af86-55ce-bb28-7c3c049669a3.html

Oh, that's the catch?   
That should simplify matters for all the other religions seeking equal representation... just hire somebody off of Craigslist and go do it. 

[cannon_fodder]

Done!  I will work to pay for the installation of the Pastafarian monument. Couldn't be more than a a few hundred bucks to have it installed and there is space immediately flanking the (protestant) 10 Commandments.

Hell, someone should go rogue and install it "voluntarily" on the capital grounds. No damage to anything else of course, doing so would offend His bending nature, just voluntarily place it somewhere tasteful over night.

[patric]

Done!  I will work to pay for the installation of the Pastafarian monument. Couldn't be more than a a few hundred bucks to have it installed and there is space immediately flanking the (protestant) 10 Commandments.

Hell, someone should go rogue and install it "voluntarily" on the capital grounds. No damage to anything else of course, doing so would offend His bending nature, just voluntarily place it somewhere tasteful over night.

I guess once you "inform" the Office of Management and Enterprise Services your crew is on their way, it's as right as rain.   

[heironymouspasparagus]

Done!  I will work to pay for the installation of the Pastafarian monument. Couldn't be more than a a few hundred bucks to have it installed and there is space immediately flanking the (protestant) 10 Commandments.

Hell, someone should go rogue and install it "voluntarily" on the capital grounds. No damage to anything else of course, doing so would offend His bending nature, just voluntarily place it somewhere tasteful over night.

I would contribute to that.  Just to maintain the 'contrary'....

[Ibanez]

A guy I work with is talking about doing a Kickstarter to fund a Jedi monument. Seems just as valid as the others so why not??

[Townsend]

A guy I work with is talking about doing a Kickstarter to fund a Jedi monument. Seems just as valid as the others so why not??

This might fly

[cannon_fodder]

According to the New Zealand census, there are more members of the Jedi Church than Assembly of God or Jehovah's Witnesses. In the UK they report 2% Church of the Jedi.

http://www.jedichurch.org/

[swake]

This might fly

Jesus was a Jedi, it all makes sense now.

[Conan71]

This might fly

He looks quite regal with a light sabre.  Perhaps history would have been re-written if he'd possessed such a thing when the Roman Guard came for him.

[cannon_fodder]