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A touch of the funny from the CiC

Started by we vs us, May 10, 2009, 07:57:33 AM

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RecycleMichael

Quote from: Trogdor on May 11, 2009, 01:25:28 PM
That makes you the "I want to have sex with Rush Limbaugh" poster.  

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Power is nothing till you use it.

guido911

Quote from: Trogdor on May 11, 2009, 01:25:28 PM
So everybody on one side is the "I want to have sex with Obama" thread.  That makes you the "I want to have sex with Rush Limbaugh" poster.  

Not really, I cannot stomach Rush and don't listen to his show at all.  I'm a Boortz/John Gibson listener.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

rwarn17588

Quote from: guido911 on May 11, 2009, 02:10:46 PM
Not really, I cannot stomach Rush and don't listen to his show at all.  I'm a Boortz/John Gibson listener.

Correction. You're in the "I want to have sex with Neal Boortz or John Gibson" crowd.

Whatever floats your boat.

Conan71

Quote from: guido911 on May 11, 2009, 02:10:46 PM
Not really, I cannot stomach Rush and don't listen to his show at all.  I'm a Boortz/John Gibson listener.

Boortz spooner
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

joiei

I was watching Morning Joe today and do agree that Ms Sykes did go over the line.  9/11 is just not something to use as joke material.   But why did the White House have to apologize, the dinner was sponsored by the correspondents organization not the White House.   Even Pat Buchanan agreed that the President did a great job with his speech and that Sykes was over the line on her Limbaugh lines  and I agree.   Sykes is known to be an edgy comic, if they do not want edgy humor then they need to invite Jackie Mason or that comic that is on with Bill O'Reilly a lot.    
It's hard being a Diamond in a rhinestone world.

guido911

Quote from: Conan71 on May 11, 2009, 03:15:32 PM
Boortz spooner

Because all I do is fawn over Boortz and Gibson every day, providing them cover whenever a mean ol' lib goes after them.   :D

I also listen to Laura Ingraham and Kim Kommando. That's spooning I can believe in.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

rwarn17588

Quote from: joiei on May 11, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
I was watching Morning Joe today and do agree that Ms Sykes did go over the line.  9/11 is just not something to use as joke material.    

It all depends on the execution. It's risky, but I think Lenny Bruce and dozens of his successors (Sarah Silverman comes to mind) proved that comedy and satire have no boundaries.

FOTD

The Far Right's First 100 Days: Getting More Extreme by the Day

"Their talk is turning ugly, and it's not unthinkable that we could be in for a wave of domestic terrorism unseen since the mid-'90s."

http://www.alternet.org/story/139825/

guido911

Were there any jokes about the cokehead and pothead that sits in the oval office as well?
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Townsend

Quote from: guido911 on May 11, 2009, 05:06:28 PM
Were there any jokes about the cokehead and pothead that sits in the oval office as well?

Make one.  Let's hear a good funny.

FOTD

Quote from: guido911 on May 11, 2009, 05:06:28 PM
Were there any jokes about the cokehead and pothead and drunkered that sits sat in the oval office as well?

Indirect fun was aimed at Dumbya.



guido911

Quote from: Townsend on May 11, 2009, 05:09:24 PM
Make one.  Let's hear a good funny.
Bill Clinton said, "I didn't inhale."
Barack Obama says, "I didn't inject."

Richard Nixon said "I am not a crook!"
Barack Obama says "I am not on crack!"

Q. What's the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q. Why doesn't Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

we vs us


Hoss

Quote from: we vs us on May 11, 2009, 08:58:41 PM
Don't quit your day job.

As much as he posts on here I'm surprised he finds time to do any 'counseling'.

guido911

Quote from: we vs us on May 11, 2009, 08:58:41 PM
Don't quit your day job.

I have not yet. But I sure as sh*t cut back to avoid giving more money to the have nots.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.