Letterman=Jacka$$

[guido911]

Hanson nails it:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MmVlNDc1MTdiZDdjM2JmYjIyYmZmNjZmMWExODk4ZmI=


What was even more pathetic was Letterman's excuse last night..He meant Bristol, 18 (who was in Alaska), as the person A-Roid knocked up and not Willow, 14, who was at the Yankee game.

[Conan71]

How would that have played calling Hillarity Clinton slutty and saying Keith Hernandez knocked up Chelsea back in the day? 

[Townsend]

How would that have played calling Hillarity Clinton slutty and saying Keith Hernandez knocked up Chelsea back in the day? 

Could she have been slutty?  Would enough guys have allowed the sluttiness?

[Conan71]

Could she have been slutty?  Would enough guys have allowed the sluttiness?

Maybe amongst women in flannel shirts and Berkenstocks.

[Townsend]

Maybe amongst women in flannel shirts and Berkenstocks.

Ah, Indigo Girls concert.  Gotcha

[Conan71]

...or kd lang, Melissa Etheridge, Sonia Sotomayor...ooops she's not an entertainer.

[guido911]

From a PUMA website:

"The category tonight, Top Ten highlights from Michelle Obama's visit to New York. I didn't know she was coming but we made room for her on the show. I hope she shows us those wonderful arms.

"She was here, she was up at Yankee Stadium, Top Ten highlights from Michelle Obama's trip to New York:

10. Visited New York landmarks of the country she's finally proud of.

9. Laughed at all the homeless whiteys she saw on the streets.

8. Made collard greens and chitlins on Rachel Ray.

7. Broke into and stole a car.

6. After pulling a gun and screaming, "I'm gonna pop a cap in your donkey" at a drug dealer, scored a kilo of cocaine for her husband, Barry Obeyme.

5. Made a sleeveless sweater out of 100 live rats.

4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa after Michelle pulled a knife on Kelly and threatened to slice and dice her.

3. Finally met a "whitey".

2. Bought makeup at Bloomingdales to cover up her ugly-donkey, gorrilla face.

1. Especially enjoyed showing off her $540 sneakers at a local homeless shelter.

"In a related story, Michelle attended a Yankee's game. One awkward moment during the game. Maybe you heard about it or saw it on one of the highlight reels. An awkward moment for Michelle Obama at the Yankee's game. During the 7th inning, both her daughters were knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. You can see how that would be awkward. But, given President Obeyme's love of abortion there are no worries."

Wonder how the media would have responded had Letterman spouted that off.

[Townsend]

Wow Guido

[Gaspar]

How would that have played calling Hillarity Clinton slutty and saying Keith Hernandez knocked up Chelsea back in the day? 

Threw up in my mouth a little. . .Chelsea. . .oh here it comes again. . . excuse me.

[Cats Cats Cats]

I think saying that somebody who got knocked up, got knocked up from somebody who was slightly less trashy than the person that really did knock you up, is a compliment.

[USRufnex]

Yeah, I think he crossed the line... cheap, tacky... just say you're sorry and be done with it... I didn't hear that in his so-called apology...

Thanks for chiming in on Chelsea there, Gaspar.  Reminded me of how utterly cheap and tacky the right wing was in the 90s...

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

Perspective for ya:  Chelsea Clinton was never an unwed mother like Bristol and let's keep in mind that Bristol and Levi have been on the talkshow circuit talking about abstinence vs. safe sex; while the Clintons were very careful to keep Chelsea out of the limelight so she could have a reasonable childhood...

More fun quotes over the years from Letterman:

"Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on CBS. They took a little break, then in 1992, they moved into the White House for eight years."

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."

....and here's the only time I think Letterman ever actually apologized for anything....

David Letterman Finally Airs Banned Bill Hicks Set
http://videogum.com/archives/late-night/david-letterman-finally-airs-b_049601.html

[Gaspar]

Yeah, I think he crossed the line... cheap, tacky... just say you're sorry and be done with it... I didn't hear that in his so-called apology...

Thanks for chiming in on Chelsea there, Gaspar.  Reminded me of how utterly cheap and tacky the right wing was in the 90s...

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

Janet Reno. . .here it comes again. . . uh, shouldn't' have had Chinese buffet.

[USRufnex]

Wow Guido

Something about "two wrongs" comes to mind...

Next on Letterman.....

[Townsend]

Janet Reno. . .here it comes again. . . uh, shouldn't' have had Chinese buffet.

Oh man, what are you picturing?

Do you see the true Reno or the Will Ferrell Reno?

[guido911]

Wow Guido

I got that from a PUMA website, actually hiibuzz, a pro-Hillary/democrat site. Those folks over there actually care about women's issues as opposed to NOW, which is eerily quiet over Letterman's sexist and statutory rape "humor".  Where's PMCalk on this matter? She should be screaming at Letterman.

The point in the post is about the media double standard. I do not think whoever created that "top ten" had a racist motive, and I most certainly did not in reposting here.