President Obama so gentle he would not hurt a fly? I think NOT!

[guido911]

Those flies were not there until the BS Bushevik neo-cons stunk up the entire cuntry.....

You may want to correct the spelling of one of these words moron.

[Cats Cats Cats]

The White House is infested with flies:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/18/us/politics/18fly.html?ref=us

The jokes about this write themselves.

Those classes with Pat Morita aren't paying off.

[guido911]

Those classes with Pat Morita aren't paying off.

Mr. Miyagi/Arnold from Happy Days died almost four years ago.

Rest in Peace, Pat

[Cats Cats Cats]

That explains all the flies.


No seriously though, I forgot about that.  He always played a variety of roles, very versatile.  Perhaps we could get a star wars defense system for flies.

[Gaspar]

Word has it that the Whitehouse will issue an official apology for the incident, and pledge to forge an understanding between the US and flykind. 

President Obama will outline all of the past transgressions against insects by previous administrations and apologize on behalf of the American people.

The President's reaction by swatting this fly was a "knee-jerk" reaction brought on by decades of insect prosecution and a carry-over from Bush administration fly policies.

The fly in question is survived by his father, mother, wife and 3,689 children.  Donations can be made through paypal to my email address, and they will be applied to the young maggots college funds.